Showing posts with label trump. Show all posts
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Monday, April 20, 2026

Yes The News Is Funnier Now


Washington, D.C. In an unexpected shift within the entertainment industry, some comedians and producers say the current political climate is reshaping demand for traditional stand-up comedy, as audiences increasingly turn to real-time political developments for humor. 

Industry observers note that public appearances, press briefings, and cabinet meetings involving President Donald Trump and senior administration officials have become a frequent source of viral moments, often characterized by rhetoric and exchanges that audiences find humorous. Rather than relying on scripted satire or late-night monologues, many viewers are engaging directly with political content as a form of entertainment. 

As a result, some venues that once hosted regular stand-up performances are adjusting their programming. Bar and restaurant owners report that broadcasting political coverage can draw comparable and sometimes larger crowds than scheduled comedy acts, with patrons reacting in real time to unfolding events. 

Nobody is denying that the administration provides moments people find funny, said the executive producer of Insomniac Scribble, a Portland-based podcast. From a business standpoint, venues see strong engagement. With a single click, they can stream content that keeps audiences watching, eating, and drinking. 

Producers at Renegade News echoed the sentiment, noting a reduced urgency among writers to create original parody material. There s less pressure to generate satire when audiences are already responding to what s happening day to day, one producer said. In many cases, the news cycle itself is driving the humor. 

While some comedians continue to adapt by incorporating current events into their routines, others say the shift presents challenges in an already competitive field. Whether this trend represents a lasting change or a temporary response to a unique political moment remains to be seen, but for now, the intersection of politics and entertainment appears to be evolving in real time.

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Friday, March 6, 2026

Board of Peace partners with Home Depot

The Board of Peace (BoP), or the Peace Board, is proud to partner with USA Canoe and Home Depot so everyone can have a Peace Board. 

Bring $20,000 (cash preferred) to the hot dog cart in the Home Depot shopping center. You will receive a genuine Board of Piece, or piece of a board, stamped with the Board of Peace logo. Made in America.  Thank you for your support.




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Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Advertise your business on a federal building

This morning Presidents Musk and Trump declared by Executive Order that advertising will be sold on exteriors of Federal Buildings, monuments and memorials. Effective immediately.

All Federal Buildings will be required to install a Trump logo 15% larger than all other advertising. The advertising department is hiring 900 people for sales, marketing, operations and technology positions. The Department of Government  Efficiency department (DOGE) has 890 positions flagged to be eliminated as soon as the staff settles in.

Ad sales revenue from this project is projected to be in the billions.

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Wednesday, February 5, 2025

USA: Expanding to Serve Better

USA: EXPANDING TO SERVE BETTER

Looking for a side hustle? Think Yuge! You can own your very own, brand new state! Owning a franchise state is more affordable than you may think.



Buy America! Just look what is included! Franchisees get a non-exclusive territory, a box of Sharpies and a life-size photo of president Elon Musk and the founder of Donald J. Trump. With your franchise you get 8 cases of Trump paper towels, one pair of Trump sneakers in the official Trump size 6, and one Trump pardons. All franchises include full support of the army.


ACT NOW! The first 5,000 orders include official $1 bill in New U.S.A. currency. Franchise cost $60 billion, non-refundable. Boots on the ground doubles your initial investment costs.


USA and United States are protected trademarks of America, Inc., a Trump corporation.



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Sunday, February 18, 2024

Trump launches $399 high top sneakers

From the courthouse to "Sneaker Con," where former President Donald Trump announced his new Trump-sneakers which he calls the “The Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth.”




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Thursday, November 5, 2020

The 2020 presidential race. It's not a sprint, it's a marathon

Will we have a winner before Thanksgiving? How about before the New Year?


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Wednesday, August 26, 2020

COVID-20, takes pandemic to the next level


As previously reported by Renegade News, nobody knows what to expect from the coronavirus or even how COVID-19 spreads. Experts are learning as they go.
 
That doesn't slow down the media frenzy. The sensational pandemic stories continue to sell newspapers.  TV news seduces viewers with that tease of disaster. News outlets report the next wave of the Rona will be much worse than the first wave and that hundreds of thousands will die. Die live on streaming video. The pandemic will be tweeted. Networks are secretly placing news crews high and low, ready to bring breaking news into your living room. Poised and ready to report the End of the World. Bringing it all to you LIVE As It Happens (and remember we're still not sure if a second wave will occur. There is no scientific evidence showing anything will happen).

The COVID committee says NOW is the time to panic shop! Get to the malls and spend! Ice cream, fresh seafood and KitKat bars expected to sell out first. Followed by paper towels, spray paint and peanut butter crackers. Sell your stock. Buy more stock. The NASDAQ is at an all-time high, or low. Order sushi and don't pay. Wear a mask! Wash your hands! Run with scissors.

And most important, panic! Stay tuned for a pep rally from the president's COVID committee. Panic shopping at the White House Labor Day Flash Sale! First eight thousand registered voters with a valid ID will get a free USB flash drive with any purchase from the president's Oval Office Shopping Network. Own a genuine original copy of the Constitution of United States of America from 1789. Like new. Hasn't been read in years, at least three years. Or get a limited supply of Ivanka's fashions (links to Amazon via associate link). Exclusive deals only on the president's Oval Office Shopping Network. Huge sale, over 70% off! Presidential dinnerware from looser past presidents. Someone must want this old stuff piled up in storage.  Everything that isn't Donald is being sold! Forget that boring virus and mumbo jumbo scientists, the Oval Office fire sale is on now, don't miss it.

GAMER NEWS Just In — the new edition of PC Gamer reports that “COVID-20” has a launch date of November 4th and it will launch in 5K and in VR. Is it REALITY OR SURREAL television? Stay tuned for updates as we dream them.   

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Tuesday, June 2, 2020

President Trump To Grant 3 Wishes

Donald Trump, the reality television super host turned president is so excited about his latest stunt that he used tear gas and rubber bullets on American citizens to clear his path for the announcement. Trump's Stunts are shown on his FOX News program every Tuesday at 5pm or whenever he wants because he is far more popular than any  show on television.  Huge ratings is what keeps Donald going. And his ratings are huge.

Don is focused on the carrot. When the coronavirus pandemic was looming, it never distracted Don from tweeting. When a black man was murdered in Minnesota and it created riots from coast-to-coast, our Megalomaniac in Chief was thrilled that crowds were outside the White House cheering for Donald. 

President Donald Trump at St Johns Church in Washington DC June 2, 2020.

As you already know, when the Trumps moved into the White House a genie was captured. It is still alive living in its bottle. On Thursday afternoon (June 4th), President Trump will release the genie and grant the 3 wishes to auction winners. 

Donald Trump is granting three wishes to the three highest bidders. Bids will be taken via the great new whitehouse.gov auction portal going online Tuesday, June 2nd at 10 PM EDT and will remain online until 11:59 PM EDT on Wednesday, June 3rd. Bids must be made by citizens of the United States, have a valid passport and verifiable proof who they voted for in 2016.

Donald Trump will give all money generated from his genie wish stunt to the Trump World Fund based in the Cayman Islands. Representatives from the Trump World Fund would not speak on record about the fund, how much is collected annually or where the money is used but we were assured it is for very important things. Think vaccines, poverty, hunger, crime, poverty. Now think of a number between 1 and 100. Was it 28? Was I close?  The Trump World Fund, also known as 2918888201-03-00923 in the Cayman Islands will have another auction in July. Trump will announce details closer to the auction date. 

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Thursday, October 10, 2019

President Trump reacts to Turkey shelling our special forces

Trump's tweets in response to Turkey shelling our special forces!




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Friday, January 25, 2019

Government Shutdown Over! Saved $5 billion on Mexico wall replaced with a $1,597 patriotic ribbon!

Federal government workers missed their second paycheck today and funding for the president's $5.7 billion dollar wall still wasn't funded.

UPDATE: A low-cost alternative to the wall was presented to the president and accepted. A Patriotic Border Ribbon is awaiting review by the Government Accountability Office (GAO)  and should be streaming along the Rio Grande by February.
It's like gift wrapping the whole country!
Four out of five smugglers surveyed told us they would never cross such a beautiful symbol of freedom. The ribbon should be purchased and installed before the end of the month.



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Saturday, December 29, 2018

Beer Bottle Border Wall Will Pay For Itself

The federal government remains partially closed and the president will not release the country until his demands are met.  A border wall paid for and by the people with a $5 billion dollar price tag.

A math major and beer snob got together and ran some numbers.  Americans consume more Mexican beer than any other import, averaging over 60 million gallons a month, according to beerinstitute data.  If we returned the empty bottles to Mexico for their deposit, the wall could be paid for in no time.  Let's do the math.

Assume all beer is bottled and all bottles have a 5¢ deposit.

In October 2018 60,951,402 gallons of Mexican beer were consumed. 54 bottles of beer make up a gallon. 60 million (gallons) times 54 = 3,240,000,000 bottles in one month and at 5 cents a bottle the wall gets $162,000,000 a month on the average. And this is just Mexican imports. There's big money in bottle deposits! Huge money!


By now the leaders in DC have exceeded their daily reading allotment. You see it would take years to save even one billion dollars but we can tell DC leadership their Five Billion Dollars (what is being asked for a wall) will be saved up in a few months.  A senator (not furloughed) recommended that beer bottle money will pile up much quicker if the furloughed federal employees pitch in and start collecting bottles immediately. If you haven't begun yet, start binge drinking amigo.



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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Canada unveils USA-CAN Border Slide

The skier missing on Whiteface Mountain since last Wednesday and presumed dead has been found alive and well in California. New York state police confirmed that the 49 year old Canadian man is in good health and in contact with local authorities in Sacramento.

Danny has been on a secret mission. Danny "vanished" while skiing with friends.

Until now there were no details on why he disappeared. After a 5-day search, of Whiteface Mountain in Wilmington, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau unveiled the Border Slide.  Built entirely with money from the United States, this slide will be used to send illegals back south.  The immigrants are filling border towns, burdening public services and pestering friendly Canadians.

It’s a surprising turn of events given that the U.S. initiated the Nafta revamp last year by saying it wanted to address its gaping trade deficit with Mexico, while only seeking tweaks to the trading terms with Canada. Relations between the U.S. and Canada were frosty when the talks started in August as U.S. President Trump dismissed a Canadian proposal on cars as vague and sparred with Canada over data describing two-way trade flows. He also criticized a trade case filed by Canada against the U.S. at the World Trade Organization as a “massive attack” on American trade law.

Trump mocked the Border Slide on Twitter saying "Canada built a water theme park for aliens and is treating American citizens as illegals. So sad."

The White House has no official comment on the secret Border Slide project.


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Friday, September 8, 2017

President Trump has huge hurricane plan for Irma

President Trump declared he will save Florida.  The president is scheduled to arrive in Florida at 3 PM EDT and will blow Hurricane Irma out to sea.

The amount of air that one moves in and out of the lungs while breathing normally is called TIDAL VOLUME. This amount of air provides enough oxygen for a person who is resting. The president inhales and exhales with Vital Capacity, the maximum amount of air possibly moved in and out of the lungs and will use this power to steer the hurricane.

But there are three North Atlantic hurricanes out there, "Katia is in Mexico and forget about Hurricane Jose," the president said, "the wall will keep America safe."

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Saturday, January 28, 2017

Melania selects border wall

First Lady Melania Trump was busy her first week as First Lady. Seen shopping for border trim that will be used on the fantastic wall husband Donald is erecting on the border of Mexico.

TILE A
TILE B
TILE C
TILE D

Overheard a congressman say in a West Wing lunch line, "I can't wait to see the expression on Mrs. Trump's face when it dawns on her that all that border tile is for a wall to keep out foreigners," as of now the Mrs' only instruction was from Donald, "Oh Melania, can you pick out a nice tile for the border wall."  Becomng a citizen of the U.S. recently, Melania has a strong bond with immigrants struggling to become U.S. Citizens.

Born in Slovenia, (former Yugoslavia), Melania became a permanent resident of the United States about 15 years ago and an American citizen ten years ago. Prior to marrying Donald Trump, she worked as a model. It's only the second foreign born First Lady in our country, the first time was Louisa Adams, born in London, and First Lady 188 years ago when John Quincy Adams was president from 1825 to 1829.

Every First Lady is remembered for something. Will Melania pet project be the Border Wall?


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Saturday, January 21, 2017

Trump's law on national monuments

Renegade News just learned that President Donald Trump ordered his likeness to be displayed on all state and federal monuments and federal public lands. Signing what sources inside the beltway are calling the Bust Trump bill into law today. Those who stuck around with the late night inaguaration crowd in Washington DC were some of the first to see the unveiling of the Trump branded Refelecting Pool.



Mr. Donald Trump tweeted that statues and paintings will be fantastic curb appeal and also a huge boost to America others rejecting can stop in a regional Trump office for assistance. Mr. Trump forgot he was wearing a mic when he asserted how important it is that people are focused on distractions while his army mobilizes expecting an enormous number of people today.

White House spokesperson Caliente C. Spicer confirmed that effigies are being erected and emphasized the positive response from American citizens.  CC Spicer added that the tremendous addition to construction and manufacturing jobs from the erections is estimated to create a huge number of jobs. Further talks are ongoing.

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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Trump ahead by 3 trillion votes

The election is a waste of time and money, according to unconfirmed statement from Donald Trump. "I already have trillions of early votes" says Trump.


 After the early voting, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has a 3 trillion to zero vote lead over Democrat Hillary Clinton, according to a guest satisfaction survey taken at Trump Tower on Sunday morning. Libertarian Gary Johnson has four votes. Bernie Sanders received three write-in votes while Mitt Romney, the 2012 GOP presidential nominee, also received a write-in vote. But Trump says he will fix those votes with his own money too.

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Tuesday, February 23, 1988

Kidnappers Captured / Lebanon Gets New Direction

Unconfirmed sources told our Renegade News Mid-East reporter that the three terrorists who kidnapped a U.S. Marine in...

and Donald Trump purchased land rights for...
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