Renegade News Mental Medal award

The president of RNS MEDIA, Renegade News parent company, has developed the Renegade News Mental Medal award, the highest honor on earth that is given to a satirical news site.  The RNMM award is given out randomly, like lollipops at a rave on South Beach, to satire news sites found on the internets.  Congratulate yourself if you have been awarded the RNMM award.

RNS MEDIA hosts a black tie dinner and award presentations twice a year at a secret club and Renegade News makes an insignificant donation to the Relax Steve campaign to memorialize the occasion. 

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Mrs Claus caught kissing Tiger Woods in Central Florida Home

According to Orange County, Florida fire officials an unidentified middle aged woman with grey hair left Tiger Woods home via ambulance about about 2:35 a.m. today.


An unidentified source identifies this woman as Mrs. Claus, wife of Santa Claus.


A bit of background on Claus, according to the Christmas special "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town," her name is Jessica, and is a schoolteacher in Sombertown. Elves at SantaClaus.com add that her middle name is Mary. But little more is known about this woman who prefers to live a quiet life, out of the spotlight of her husband.


Calls to Santa's Workshop at the North Pole have not been returned.

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