Disney World reopens the Happiest Place on Earth with a few tweaks for COVID-19.
Disney turned a deaf mouse ear to the thousands who pleaded not to reopen yet. Our Renegade News entertainment reporter spoke with Walt Disney last week. Disney walked us through a few of the safety features being implemented at the theme parks for moving a herd of people quickly through the gates.
"We have increased Disney Magical Moments to eight times the usual moment, that means a Disney cast member is likely to have a moment with a guest every 5 minutes," Disney told us. All cast characters have been trained in proper use of Lysol and Clorox Wipes. Expect to be wiped down and sprayed during your visit to the Magic Kingdom.
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"We have increased Disney Magical Moments to eight times the usual moment, that means a Disney cast member is likely to have a moment with a guest every 5 minutes," Disney told us. All cast characters have been trained in proper use of Lysol and Clorox Wipes. Expect to be wiped down and sprayed during your visit to the Magic Kingdom.
And in addition, guests are being fitted with a strong magnetic belt which will repel other guests who come within 10 feet of each other. Officials are saying the magnetic belt, called the Disney Grande Band Aide, or DiGBA, will revolutionize large gatherings in the parks. In the future Disney plans to make the DiGBA available for sale to event producers around the world. The ultimate in crowd control. Disney imagineers rolled out earlier versions that Cinderella has been wearing since March. Disney acknowledged this DiGBA belt is still being fine tuned and has a few known issues including magnets launching guests 30 feet in the air and there are reports of uncontrollable movements when worn near the Maglev trains.
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