Advertise your business on a federal building

This morning Presidents Musk and Trump declared by Executive Order that advertising will be sold on exteriors of Federal Buildings, monuments and memorials. Effective immediately.

All Federal Buildings will be required to install a Trump logo 15% larger than all other advertising. The advertising department is hiring 900 people for sales, marketing, operations and technology positions. The Department of Government  Efficiency department (DOGE) has 890 positions flagged to be eliminated as soon as the staff settles in.

Ad sales revenue from this project is projected to be in the billions.

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USA: EXPANDING TO SERVE BETTER

Looking for a side hustle? Think Yuge! You can own your very own, brand new state! Owning a franchise state is more affordable than you may think.

Buy America! Just look what is included! Franchisees get a non-exclusive territory, a box of Sharpies and a life-size photo of president Elon Musk and the founder of Donald J. Trump. With your franchise you get 8 cases of Trump paper towels, one pair of Trump sneakers in the official Trump size 6, and one Trump pardons. All franchises include full support of the army.

ACT NOW! The first 5,000 orders include official $1 bill in New U.S.A. currency. Franchise cost $60 billion, non-refundable. Boots on the ground doubles your initial investment costs.

USA and United States are protected trademarks of America, Inc., a Trump corporation.

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Sphere's Competition Announces Opening Show

Sphere, the music and entertainment arena in Paradise, Nevada, just east of the Las Vegas Strip has been a huge success.

Some mega big name artists have played at Sphere, including Phish and 40 shows by U2. Sphere opened on September 29, 2023, with U2 as its first performer in a residency titled U2:UV Achtung Baby Live at Sphere. It marked the group's first live show since 2019. 

MSG plans on hosting four to six residencies each year at Sphere.  Coming up in May is a 24 show residency by Dead & Company.  State health officials suggested a wash and spin cycle for Sphere between residencies of Phish and Dead & Company to clear the air. Officials will monitor the air for quality throughout these residencies.

With success comes protest.

A petition for equal time has been circulating among flat earthers who do not appreciate Sphere's success. Protesters say the circular venue further promotes a myth that the earth is round like a giant marble.   

In response the the round venue, flat earthers organized and created SCREEN, a 32 foot by 22 foot screen and has seating for over 50 people in a theater.  SCREEN is located in Branson, Missouri. The creators of SCREEN chose Branson for its pre-industrial values and wholesome family destination offerings.  

Pending any technical glitches, SCREEN is expected their grand opening on April 5th with a showing of Disney's Steamboat Willie. The creators of SCREEN will offer light snacks and beverages for sale in a lobby area prior to entering the theater.

Sphere officials had nothing to say about this new concept venue. Others say, "oh it's a movie theater."

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Trump launches $399 high top sneakers

From the courthouse to "Sneaker Con," where former President Donald Trump announced his new Trump-sneakers which he calls the “The Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth.”

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CVS, Rite Aid and Walgreens pharmacy employees plan to strike

What happens if your pharmacy staff at CVS, Walgreens or Rite Aid goes on strike? You can expect long lines, unanswered phones and surely cashiers.  Yup, just as we suspected, the last decade was practice.

Mediators are using store receipts with barcodes to negotiate terms.  The big question is will the drug stores go out of business before or after a strike?

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