Canada unveils USA-CAN Border Slide

The skier missing on Whiteface Mountain since last Wednesday and presumed dead has been found alive and well in California. New York state police confirmed that the 49 year old Canadian man is in good health and in contact with local authorities in Sacramento.

Danny has been on a secret mission. Danny "vanished" while skiing with friends.

Until now there were no details on why he disappeared. After a 5-day search, of Whiteface Mountain in Wilmington, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau unveiled the Border Slide.  Built entirely with money from the United States, this slide will be used to send illegals back south.  The immigrants are filling border towns, burdening public services and pestering friendly Canadians.

It’s a surprising turn of events given that the U.S. initiated the Nafta revamp last year by saying it wanted to address its gaping trade deficit with Mexico, while only seeking tweaks to the trading terms with Canada. Relations between the U.S. and Canada were frosty when the talks started in August as U.S. President Trump dismissed a Canadian proposal on cars as vague and sparred with Canada over data describing two-way trade flows. He also criticized a trade case filed by Canada against the U.S. at the World Trade Organization as a “massive attack” on American trade law.

Trump mocked the Border Slide on Twitter saying "Canada built a water theme park for aliens and is treating American citizens as illegals. So sad."

The White House has no official comment on the secret Border Slide project.


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