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White House spokesperson Caliente C. Spicer confirmed that effigies are being erected and emphasized the positive response from American citizens. CC Spicer added that the tremendous addition to construction and manufacturing jobs from the erections is estimated to create a huge number of jobs. Further talks are ongoing.
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