Saturday, December 7, 2019

Retire on bananas #ArtBasel

Buy a banana. Invest in your future. 

Amazon has bananas selling for 19¢, a fraction of Art Basel prices. Get them while they're green and watch its value quadruple right before your eyes.


Buy a  BANANA (links via Amazon Affiliates, where I may be paid commissions)




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