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USA: EXPANDING TO SERVE BETTER

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Buy America! Just look what is included! Franchisees get a non-exclusive territory, a box of Sharpies and a life-size photo of president Elon Musk and the founder of Donald J. Trump. With your franchise you get 8 cases of Trump paper towels, one pair of Trump sneakers in the official Trump size 6, and one Trump pardons. All franchises include full support of the army.


ACT NOW! The first 5,000 orders include official $1 bill in New U.S.A. currency. Franchise cost $60 billion, non-refundable. Boots on the ground doubles your initial investment costs.


USA and United States are protected trademarks of America, Inc., a Trump corporation.



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