Government Shutdown Over! Saved $5 billion on Mexico wall replaced with a $1,597 patriotic ribbon!Federal government workers missed their second paycheck today and funding for the president's $5.7 billion dollar wall still wasn't funded.
UPDATE: A low-cost alternative to the wall was presented to the president and a… Read More
Melania selects border wall First Lady Melania Trump was busy her first week as First Lady. Seen shopping for border trim that will be used on the fantastic wall husband Donald is erecting on the border of Mexico.
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Trump ahead by 3 trillion votesThe election is a waste of time and money, according to unconfirmed statement from Donald Trump. "I already have trillions of early votes" says Trump.
After the early voting, Republican presidential candidate Dona… Read More
Beer Bottle Border Wall Will Pay For ItselfThe federal government remains partially closed and the president will not release the country until his demands are met. A border wall paid for and by the people with a $5 billion dollar price tag.
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President Trump has huge hurricane plan for IrmaPresident Trump declared he will save Florida. The president is scheduled to arrive in Florida at 3 PM EDT and will blow Hurricane Irma out to sea.
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