Obama Steaks - White House sets up a steak website

With the strike of a pen, the Obama administration announces the federal government is lending $26 billion to the cattle business for operating and marketing efforts.

Effective immediately, you can log onto obamasteaks.gov and order your favorite meat products. The White House is taking a step away from Government Cheese and saying to America, "Let'em Eat Steak" in these lean economic times.

This boost in the steer will have a trickle down effect on many businesses from trucking to cold storage to product packaging, advertising and sanitation services.

THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS

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The Amazing Barack-O-Matic Infomercial

I knew it was a mistake to hire Ron Popeil as media coordinator for this infomercial.

How many ways can you CHANGE the government? The Barack-O-Matic Slashes the budget, Cuts spending, Injects the economy and Frappés the Mid-East.

How many votes would you give? Wait, don’t answer yet because if you vote now we’ll throw in this set of Biden Knives. Durable enough to cut through bills and amendments, yet still slices a tomato paper thin.

And for the first 1,500,000,000 customers, just for trying the Barack-O-Matic, we’ll give you a Six Pack of Genuine Sarah Palin Beer (naturally foamy, doncha know all good beers have a good head. You betcha!). This gift is yours to keep, just as long as you vote.

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Joe The Plumber and The League of Clichés

This Fall meet an all-star cast when Joe Six Pack, Joe The Plumber, and Joe Mama join John Q Public in fighting the Bureaucratic Monster.

Tune in when Jim Belushi (Six Pack), and Michael Chiklis (The Plumber) team up to keep you entertained, for minutes!

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