Marlboro takes big stake in marijuana company

Altria, Marlboro parent company, has invested $1.8 Billion in a marijuana stock.

Rumors have been swirling for months, today Altria Group announced it invested over a billion in marijuana stock Cronos Group.

Frito-Lay, after hearing the Altria announcement, declared today is a company holiday and told factory workers their jobs are secure for the indefinite future.

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Seedless Web - Pot delivery with no seeds, no stems, no worries

Our Renegade News social media desk has seen a preview of tomorrow's web based delivery.  With legalization of marijuana comes enterprise. Seedless 420 Mon LLC is set and ready to launch their "Seedless Web" service.

At first glance it appears seedless stemmed from the popular seamless food delivery site but seedless stressed it did not grow out of the similar site and any similarities are a coincidence. Food delivery sites are ready to benefit when customers crave nachos and onion rings at 2am.

Seedless works with local guys in town and operates on a percentage of revenue. If you buy a $50 bag, $3 goes to Seedless.  Seedless plans to launch on April 20th in 5 cities: San Francisco, Portland, St. Louis, New York and Miami with a business plan to expand to 30 cities by 2016.

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Ueberroth Deal Unravels / County Smoking Policy Tested

Eastern Airline takeover hits snag...

Smoking Policy in Dade County...

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Libyan Leader / Ireland / Claude Pepper / Escargot / Taxes / New York Nicotine / Greenhouse / Pink Floyd

Libyan Leader Linked to Rock-n-Roll
Ireland Invaded
Claude Pepper Honored in Dedication
Look at that Escargot
Taxes Taking Toll
New York Nixes Nicotine
Greenhouse Heats Up
Pink Floyd fined for Frenzy

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