Will we have a winner before Thanksgiving? How about before the New Year?
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Showing posts with label election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label election. Show all posts
Thursday, November 5, 2020
Sunday, November 11, 2018
Florida Voter Recounts in Senate and Governor’s Races
Dozens of these official election pails will be counted for the first time when Florida recounts votes for the Senate and Governor.
While officials scramble to empty recycling bins, Florida began their first full, statewide vote recount in its history on Saturday. The Senate, governor and agriculture commissioner vote was too close to call so back up votes previously uncounted will be included in the recount.
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While officials scramble to empty recycling bins, Florida began their first full, statewide vote recount in its history on Saturday. The Senate, governor and agriculture commissioner vote was too close to call so back up votes previously uncounted will be included in the recount.
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Wednesday, November 16, 2016
FOX News ads banned online?
Renegade News, an established institution providing decades of erratic, inconsistent, and sometimes humorous news reports strongly disagrees with Google and Facebook's decision to refuse to sell ads to FOX News. As a parody news site we believe Fake News outlets should be identified, but not banned.
Facebook and Google will not broker advertisements for inclusion on websites and mobile apps that the sites have determined display fake or misleading news after some have raised questions about whether either company may have played a role in the presidential election.
The announcements follows widespread concern over the rapid increase of fake, wrong or misleading news articles on the internet.
Additionally, the news network is not banned in Canada. CRTC regulations apply only to Canadian broadcasters using Canadian airwaves; they do not apply to non-Canadian news sources transmitted via satellite and cable, not broadcast over public airwaves.
CORRECTION: This report earlier mentioned FOX News in error, that should read "fake news".
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Facebook and Google will not broker advertisements for inclusion on websites and mobile apps that the sites have determined display fake or misleading news after some have raised questions about whether either company may have played a role in the presidential election.
The announcements follows widespread concern over the rapid increase of fake, wrong or misleading news articles on the internet.
Additionally, the news network is not banned in Canada. CRTC regulations apply only to Canadian broadcasters using Canadian airwaves; they do not apply to non-Canadian news sources transmitted via satellite and cable, not broadcast over public airwaves.
CORRECTION: This report earlier mentioned FOX News in error, that should read "fake news".
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Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Trump ahead by 3 trillion votes
The election is a waste of time and money, according to unconfirmed statement from Donald Trump. "I already have trillions of early votes" says Trump.
After the early voting, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has a 3 trillion to zero vote lead over Democrat Hillary Clinton, according to a guest satisfaction survey taken at Trump Tower on Sunday morning. Libertarian Gary Johnson has four votes. Bernie Sanders received three write-in votes while Mitt Romney, the 2012 GOP presidential nominee, also received a write-in vote. But Trump says he will fix those votes with his own money too.
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After the early voting, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has a 3 trillion to zero vote lead over Democrat Hillary Clinton, according to a guest satisfaction survey taken at Trump Tower on Sunday morning. Libertarian Gary Johnson has four votes. Bernie Sanders received three write-in votes while Mitt Romney, the 2012 GOP presidential nominee, also received a write-in vote. But Trump says he will fix those votes with his own money too.
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Friday, June 24, 2016
Elect Louie For President
Elect
Louie
for
President
in 2016
Vote for Louie.
Louie ain't no politician.
Louie is bigger & stronger than other world leaders.
Louie says stupid things, so I don't have to.
PLUS: Most important...
Louie is not running for office, so he's not a politician.
paid for by WTF Is Louie Campaign
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
The Amazing Barack-O-Matic Infomercial
I knew it was a mistake to hire Ron Popeil as media coordinator for this infomercial.
How many ways can you CHANGE the government? The Barack-O-Matic Slashes the budget, Cuts spending, Injects the economy and Frappés the Mid-East.
How many votes would you give? Wait, don’t answer yet because if you vote now we’ll throw in this set of Biden Knives. Durable enough to cut through bills and amendments, yet still slices a tomato paper thin.
And for the first 1,500,000,000 customers, just for trying the Barack-O-Matic, we’ll give you a Six Pack of Genuine Sarah Palin Beer (naturally foamy, doncha know all good beers have a good head. You betcha!). This gift is yours to keep, just as long as you vote.
How many ways can you CHANGE the government? The Barack-O-Matic Slashes the budget, Cuts spending, Injects the economy and Frappés the Mid-East.
How many votes would you give? Wait, don’t answer yet because if you vote now we’ll throw in this set of Biden Knives. Durable enough to cut through bills and amendments, yet still slices a tomato paper thin.
And for the first 1,500,000,000 customers, just for trying the Barack-O-Matic, we’ll give you a Six Pack of Genuine Sarah Palin Beer (naturally foamy, doncha know all good beers have a good head. You betcha!). This gift is yours to keep, just as long as you vote.
