President Trump declared he will save Florida. The president is scheduled to arrive in Florida at 3 PM EDT and will blow Hurricane Irma out to sea.
The amount of air that one moves in and out of the lungs while breathing normally is called TIDAL VOLUME. This amount of air provides enough oxygen for a person who is resting. The president inhales and exhales with Vital Capacity, the maximum amount of air possibly moved in and out of the lungs and will use this power to steer the hurricane.
But there are three North Atlantic hurricanes out there, "Katia is in Mexico and forget about Hurricane Jose," the president said, "the wall will keep America safe."
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Friday, September 8, 2017
President Trump has huge hurricane plan for Irma
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