Thursday, October 3, 2019

The Hottest Fast Foods Are Vegan!

Take a look at these boxed lunches.

Vegan menus are in the forefront and even taking over fast food menus.  McDonald's, Burger King and Taco Bell all offer meat free meals and are quite tasty.  Vegetarians can remember not too long ago when the only meatless option was a box of old tasteless pressed bean patties stuck in the back of the grocery store's freezer section.

Nestle's soon to be released 100% vegan, bacon cheeseburger is said to be quite tasty and as food technology evolves you can expect even more tasty vegan meals on the menu.


An unconfirmed source tells us that meatless meals are being made from billions of boxes being thrown out from Amazon shipping.
Everything tastes good with enough salt and ketchup.
After stripping the shipping boxes of labels and packing tape, they are sterilized and reprocessed into faux beef, faux chicken and even faux tofu meats.  Taste panels love the new vegan approved process and like even more that it recycles a billion boxes that were otherwise heading to a landfill.

We look forward to sampling the Katz Deli vegan Ruben sandwich next week. Vegan corned beef, sauerkraut and vegan Swiss cheese grilled up on vegan rye bread.

THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS