Altria, Marlboro parent company, has invested $1.8 Billion in a marijuana stock.
Rumors have been swirling for months, today Altria Group announced it invested over a billion in marijuana stock Cronos Group.
Frito-Lay, after hearing the Altria announcement, declared today is a company holiday and told factory workers their jobs are secure for the indefinite future.
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Rumors have been swirling for months, today Altria Group announced it invested over a billion in marijuana stock Cronos Group.
Frito-Lay, after hearing the Altria announcement, declared today is a company holiday and told factory workers their jobs are secure for the indefinite future.
THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS
