Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Sphere's Competition Announces Opening Show

Sphere, the music and entertainment arena in Paradise, Nevada, just east of the Las Vegas Strip has been a huge success.

Some mega big name artists have played at Sphere, including Phish and 40 shows by U2. Sphere opened on September 29, 2023, with U2 as its first performer in a residency titled U2:UV Achtung Baby Live at Sphere. It marked the group's first live show since 2019. 

MSG plans on hosting four to six residencies each year at Sphere.  Coming up in May is a 24 show residency by Dead & Company.  State health officials suggested a wash and spin cycle for Sphere between residencies of Phish and Dead & Company to clear the air. Officials will monitor the air for quality throughout these residencies.



With success comes protest.
A petition for equal time has been circulating among flat earthers who do not appreciate Sphere's success. Protesters say the circular venue further promotes a myth that the earth is round like a giant marble.   

In response the the round venue, flat earthers organized and created SCREEN, a 32 foot by 22 foot screen and has seating for over 50 people in a theater.  SCREEN is located in Branson, Missouri. The creators of SCREEN chose Branson for its pre-industrial values and wholesome family destination offerings.  

Pending any technical glitches, SCREEN is expected their grand opening on April 5th with a showing of Disney's Steamboat Willie. The creators of SCREEN will offer light snacks and beverages for sale in a lobby area prior to entering the theater.

Sphere officials had nothing to say about this new concept venue. Others say, "oh it's a movie theater."


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