With the strike of a pen, the Obama administration announces the federal government is lending $26 billion to the cattle business for operating and marketing efforts.
Effective immediately, you can log onto obamasteaks.gov and order your favorite meat products. The White House is taking a step away from Government Cheese and saying to America, "Let'em Eat Steak" in these lean economic times.
This boost in the steer will have a trickle down effect on many businesses from trucking to cold storage to product packaging, advertising and sanitation services.
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