Military buffs claim spy balloons are watching your every move. Drive in your car 100 miles and the balloon follows like it is reading your mind. Washington is mum on what secrets these balloons are capturing and if the hovering crafts all originated in China. Our Renegade military reporter didn't take long to send this update from 70,000 feet below the stratosphere.
It's not a balloon you fools. Clean your freaking windshield and like magic the unidentifid object is identified as bluejay poop.
We found a few tools which seem to wipe these balloons right out of the sky.
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