I knew it was a mistake to hire Ron Popeil as media coordinator for this infomercial.
How many ways can you CHANGE the government? The Barack-O-Matic Slashes the budget, Cuts spending, Injects the economy and Frappés the Mid-East.
How many votes would you give? Wait, don’t answer yet because if you vote now we’ll throw in this set of Biden Knives. Durable enough to cut through bills and amendments, yet still slices a tomato paper thin.
And for...