Dr. Clean appointed leader of the NIH, CDC and the White House physician

Formerly known as Mr. Clean, Dr. Clean is a Graduate of Trump University with an honorary degree, Doctor of Humanities.

Clean is one of the custodians who believe bleach added to a bucket of water may kill viruses and leave a cleaner surface. To expand on this, president Trump stated that ingesting disinfectant might just kill Coronavirus. Of course the president was being sarcastic but is always thinking outside the box.

Dr. Clean led the Human Genome Project crew responsible for emptying waste baskets in the administrative offices.

Recently Dr. Clean was appointed acting director of the National Institutes of Health in Bethesda, Maryland, United States. Mr. Clean was also given responsibilities of acting director of the Centers for Disease Control and is now chief physician for the president and his family.

Dr. Clean  has been working in medical offices for more than 40 years. He comes with high praise from very Impressive people with big titles and terrific Amazon reviews. Dr. Clean is not afraid of tough jobs and has a magic eraser to clean up even the biggest mess.

We wish Dr. Clean much success with the career move.

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Get muddy jeans, and much cheaper than $400 a pair

Those muddy jeans at Nordstrom have been all over the news. But who wants to spend $400 on one pair of jeans with faux mud?  Mudd detergent is a cheap alternative, at $60 a bottle, it's good for several washes, and uses real mud.  This can save a fortune. Why stop at jeans? Add a touch of mud everywhere. Add a brown fashion statement to your tee, socks and underwear. Mudd for a real muddy look.

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Finally a non-dairy, vegan friendly floor cleaner and it's kosher too

Non-Dairy, Lactose Free and Vegan Friendly Floor Cleaner

Mr. Clean took his personal battle public this week. For years the man behind household cleaners struggled with his lactose intolerance and worked many year with researchers to produce a vegan friendly non-dairy kitchen cleaner. Now Procter & Gamble has done it, and it's even kosher!

Attention lactose intolerant housekeepers. Now you can au pair without a care; your fear of that funky floor feeling is over. Now is the time to raise mops in celebration of a new line of dairy free deep cleaning floor care products.

Procter & Gamble Professional—the away-from-home division of Procter & Gamble, serving the foodservice, building cleaning and maintenance, hospitality and convenience stores industries—presents Lactose Intolerant Mr. Clean  kitchen & bath products, the ideal solution for fighting grime and dirt without the meat or milk.

The new lineup of dairy-free Mr. Clean offers solutions for a variety of  floorings, including:

• All Purpose, safe on all surfaces; swirled with non-abrasive vanilla bean specks. 
• Hardwood, a coffee tinted liquid with fudge chunks & caramel swirls
• Stone & Laminate, formulated with a bold crunchy peanut cleaner that leaves a brilliant chocolate sandwich shine.
• Carpet, lifts years of dirt from your rug using a banana cream base and walnut agitator. 

For years, Non-Dairy homeowners have had no choice but to envy the in-laws, unable to compete in America's favorite suburban pastime. Now it’s your turn America. Pull the rug out and wipe the smile off your in-law’s smug mug.

“Creating these new cleaners with a Non-Dairy base composition that meets the high expectations of suburban home dwellers was quite a challenge,” said Head Mopper Kirsten Relomo. “We wanted to bring the cleaning experience to Peoria and Pottsville, and we nailed it!”

The new line up is available in gallons (MSRP: $25.69). To learn more about non-dairy Mr. Clean or to find a store near you, visit bit.ly/1PFWRjF.   Procter & Gamble Pro says to look for the expanded line of cleaning products to include tub and tile, patio furniture and optical wipes. Due on shelves by July.


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Automatic Toilet and Urinal Flushers are Spy Cameras?

SpyCam in Auto Flush devices cause thousands to scramble!


It was thought to be the innovation of the decade. Auto Flush Toilets. A germ-o-phobes delight. No more twisting into yoga positions to use elbows and feet to flush in a public bathroom, no more gifts left for the next patron. Just do your business, walk away and by the time you wash your hands, the toilet is clean and shiny.


A man in Semplice, Texas received a shocking surprise when he discovered the sensor in the toilet flush was actually video taping his movement. His bluetooth video cell phone suddenly started playing a video of a man wearing the same t-shirt as him. It wasn't until he stood up that the man realized it was him on camera.

According to research, all toilet flushers are bluetooth equipped for routine maintenance and he must have knocked into this CAN LAN and the Man Ran.

Our liaison of lavatory mavens did a random sampling of 300 auto flushers in mens and womens public bathrooms, all turning up with built in cameras. And pressing the manual button on the flusher enabled bluetooth video broadcast on 80% of these devices. Evidently engineers didn't think anyone would ever manually flush an auto flush toilet.

We contacted four leading makers and none had a comment, except for April Fool's Day.   Enjoy the rest of the day and don't get sucked in by any Pranks ☺.

Remember: Nothing in toilet except toilet paper; Flush toilet after use; WASH your hands with soap.

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