Excel 2016 includes a number of hidden functions designed to help you cook the books.
We went to Excel headquarters division that
specializing in desktop solutions and after a few non-specific bribes we were shown 4 new commands:
=FUDGE(Result,[arg1,arg2,arg3,…])
When you want to show a complex calculation, but force results
=SNARK([level of snarkness])
Displays...
