Monday, April 20, 2026

Yes The News Is Funnier Now


Washington, D.C. In an unexpected shift within the entertainment industry, some comedians and producers say the current political climate is reshaping demand for traditional stand-up comedy, as audiences increasingly turn to real-time political developments for humor. 

Industry observers note that public appearances, press briefings, and cabinet meetings involving President Donald Trump and senior administration officials have become a frequent source of viral moments, often characterized by rhetoric and exchanges that audiences find humorous. Rather than relying on scripted satire or late-night monologues, many viewers are engaging directly with political content as a form of entertainment. 

As a result, some venues that once hosted regular stand-up performances are adjusting their programming. Bar and restaurant owners report that broadcasting political coverage can draw comparable and sometimes larger crowds than scheduled comedy acts, with patrons reacting in real time to unfolding events. 

Nobody is denying that the administration provides moments people find funny, said the executive producer of Insomniac Scribble, a Portland-based podcast. From a business standpoint, venues see strong engagement. With a single click, they can stream content that keeps audiences watching, eating, and drinking. 

Producers at Renegade News echoed the sentiment, noting a reduced urgency among writers to create original parody material. There s less pressure to generate satire when audiences are already responding to what s happening day to day, one producer said. In many cases, the news cycle itself is driving the humor. 

While some comedians continue to adapt by incorporating current events into their routines, others say the shift presents challenges in an already competitive field. Whether this trend represents a lasting change or a temporary response to a unique political moment remains to be seen, but for now, the intersection of politics and entertainment appears to be evolving in real time.

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Friday, March 6, 2026

Board of Peace partners with Home Depot

The Board of Peace (BoP), or the Peace Board, is proud to partner with USA Canoe and Home Depot so everyone can have a Peace Board. 

Bring $20,000 (cash preferred) to the hot dog cart in the Home Depot shopping center. You will receive a genuine Board of Piece, or piece of a board, stamped with the Board of Peace logo. Made in America.  Thank you for your support.




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Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Advertise your business on a federal building

This morning Presidents Musk and Trump declared by Executive Order that advertising will be sold on exteriors of Federal Buildings, monuments and memorials. Effective immediately.

All Federal Buildings will be required to install a Trump logo 15% larger than all other advertising. The advertising department is hiring 900 people for sales, marketing, operations and technology positions. The Department of Government  Efficiency department (DOGE) has 890 positions flagged to be eliminated as soon as the staff settles in.

Ad sales revenue from this project is projected to be in the billions.

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Wednesday, February 5, 2025

USA: Expanding to Serve Better

USA: EXPANDING TO SERVE BETTER

Looking for a side hustle? Think Yuge! You can own your very own, brand new state! Owning a franchise state is more affordable than you may think.



Buy America! Just look what is included! Franchisees get a non-exclusive territory, a box of Sharpies and a life-size photo of president Elon Musk and the founder of Donald J. Trump. With your franchise you get 8 cases of Trump paper towels, one pair of Trump sneakers in the official Trump size 6, and one Trump pardons. All franchises include full support of the army.


ACT NOW! The first 5,000 orders include official $1 bill in New U.S.A. currency. Franchise cost $60 billion, non-refundable. Boots on the ground doubles your initial investment costs.


USA and United States are protected trademarks of America, Inc., a Trump corporation.



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Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Sphere's Competition Announces Opening Show

Sphere, the music and entertainment arena in Paradise, Nevada, just east of the Las Vegas Strip has been a huge success.

Some mega big name artists have played at Sphere, including Phish and 40 shows by U2. Sphere opened on September 29, 2023, with U2 as its first performer in a residency titled U2:UV Achtung Baby Live at Sphere. It marked the group's first live show since 2019. 

MSG plans on hosting four to six residencies each year at Sphere.  Coming up in May is a 24 show residency by Dead & Company.  State health officials suggested a wash and spin cycle for Sphere between residencies of Phish and Dead & Company to clear the air. Officials will monitor the air for quality throughout these residencies.



With success comes protest.
A petition for equal time has been circulating among flat earthers who do not appreciate Sphere's success. Protesters say the circular venue further promotes a myth that the earth is round like a giant marble.   

In response the the round venue, flat earthers organized and created SCREEN, a 32 foot by 22 foot screen and has seating for over 50 people in a theater.  SCREEN is located in Branson, Missouri. The creators of SCREEN chose Branson for its pre-industrial values and wholesome family destination offerings.  

Pending any technical glitches, SCREEN is expected their grand opening on April 5th with a showing of Disney's Steamboat Willie. The creators of SCREEN will offer light snacks and beverages for sale in a lobby area prior to entering the theater.

Sphere officials had nothing to say about this new concept venue. Others say, "oh it's a movie theater."


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Sunday, February 18, 2024

Trump launches $399 high top sneakers

From the courthouse to "Sneaker Con," where former President Donald Trump announced his new Trump-sneakers which he calls the “The Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth.”




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Saturday, October 28, 2023

CVS, Rite Aid and Walgreens pharmacy employees plan to strike

What happens if your pharmacy staff at CVS, Walgreens or Rite Aid goes on strike? You can expect long lines, unanswered phones and surely cashiers.  Yup, just as we suspected, the last decade was practice.

Mediators are using store receipts with barcodes to negotiate terms.  The big question is will the drug stores go out of business before or after a strike?





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Sunday, July 16, 2023

When America banned Mayo


Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed visitors of Baltimore, today I stand before you to share an intriguing tale of culinary conflict that forever altered the American food landscape. It is a story of a nation divided, a war waged, and the surprising consequences that followed the banning of mayonnaise from American cuisine.

In the mid-20th century, a wave of anti-mayonnaise sentiment swept across the United States. Many Americans, for reasons both inexplicable and passionate, developed an intense aversion to this creamy condiment. They believed it had no place in their traditional dishes and that it sullied the purity of American culinary heritage.

This deep-seated disdain for mayonnaise ignited a fervor among the populace, leading to widespread protests and demands for a complete ban on its use in American foods. The movement gained momentum, and soon it caught the attention of lawmakers and government officials.

In an unprecedented turn of events, legislation was enacted, effectively banning mayonnaise from American cuisine. The repercussions were felt far and wide. Delis and diners across the nation were forced to remove mayonnaise from their menus, and generations-old recipes were altered or abandoned altogether.

The aftermath of the ban was a culinary revolution of sorts. Chefs and home cooks alike scrambled to find alternative ingredients and develop new recipes that could match the beloved flavors that mayonnaise once provided. Innovative condiments and spreads emerged, vying to fill the void left by the ban.

From avocado-based sauces to tangy yogurt dressings, a new era of American cuisine was born. Sandwiches took on a different character, with adventurous spreads and zesty flavors replacing the classic mayo. Coleslaw transformed, embracing the tang of vinaigrettes and the crunch of fresh herbs.

While the initial ban was met with resistance and skepticism, the creativity it sparked in American kitchens was undeniable. The absence of mayonnaise became an opportunity for culinary exploration and experimentation, with chefs and home cooks pushing the boundaries of flavor and texture.

In the years that followed, American cuisine flourished without the constraints of mayonnaise. The ban forced a reimagining of classic dishes, leading to a renaissance of flavors and techniques. It became a defining moment in the evolution of American gastronomy.

Today, as you explore the culinary wonders of Baltimore, let us reflect on this fascinating chapter in American food history. May we appreciate the transformative power of change and the resilience of a nation's culinary spirit. And who knows, perhaps you'll be inspired to create your own mayo-free masterpiece.

Thank you for joining me on this journey through the captivating world of food and culture. May we celebrate the diverse and ever-evolving tapestry of flavors that make our global culinary landscape so vibrant.

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Wednesday, February 15, 2023

The anti-balloon weapon that vaporizes the unidentified floating objects

Military buffs claim spy balloons are watching your every move. Drive in your car 100 miles and the balloon follows like it is reading your mind. Washington is mum on what secrets these balloons are capturing and if the hovering crafts all originated in China. Our Renegade military reporter didn't take long to send this update from 70,000 feet below the stratosphere.

It's not a balloon you fools. Clean your freaking windshield and like magic the unidentifid object is identified as bluejay poop.

We found a few tools which seem to wipe these balloons right out of the sky.

Amazon [affiliate link]

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Sunday, July 3, 2022

Wordle Virus Spreads To All 50 States

Wordle began innocently as a daily word game by a Brooklyn-based software engineer quickly spread across the country, like a virus. People grab their cell phones while still in bed, and many do this before their coffee. Their goal is to solve the day's word puzzle. 

Officials have expressed concern and worked with greedy pharmaceutical makers to quickly develop a vaccine to medicate the players against playing word puzzles, at least wait until they gulp down their coffee. 


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Saturday, July 2, 2022

Don't Say Gay in Florida

Days after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed into law a bill dubbed "Don't say gay" law the governor has declared the law includes everything rainbow. 

The law includes banning FOOD. Rainbow peppers are on the chopping block and Florida's Department of Agriculture is being trained to destroy these promiscuous peppers when found.

As many who opposed the bill stated, rainbow cookies which are a staple in Italian bakeries, are now contraband and will be confiscated.  Breakfast favorite, Fruity Pebbles, the cereal with fruit-flavored crisp rice cereal bits will be off shelves in 30 days.  Our calls to Post were not returned.


Billboards are going up next week to alert motorists of the law and report rainbows. DeSantis claims leftist liberals use rainbows sort of like on Batman when they shine the bat light in the sky.  

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Friday, February 25, 2022

Poutine invades Ukraine

Ukrainians are strong people very proud of their culture. When a country from another hemisphere show up with curds and gravy, it means war.

Poutine is a Canadian dish of french fries and cheese curds topped with a brown gravy. It emerged in Quebec, Canada, in the late 1950s in the Centre-du-Québec region.

Ukraine is putting up an intense resistance to keep their fries curd free.

UPDATE: Damn autocorrect. Putin, not poutin. Turns out this isn't about gravy or cheese curds.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Cootie Shot 22

The common cootie shot has been re-engineered to protect against SARS-CoV-2 aka the novel Coronavirus.

Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold and cooties to more severe diseases. A novel coronavirus (nCoV) is a new strain that has not been previously identified in humans.

To be fully effective wait about a week or so after the cootie shot is administered. The vaccine, known as “Cootie 22”, is given the same way as the original cootie shot, first used 65 years ago to protect children from getting the cooties from their pals on the playground. 

Vaccinated individuals must follow a strict protocol to stay protected when risk of exposure is evident.
  • Always carry your cootie card which identifies you as being vaccinated.
  • Have your vaccine card in hand and be ready to flash it when outdoors and you come within 6 feet of another person, or when entering an indoor establishment such as restaurants, libraries, government buildings, etc. 
  • If you think you were exposed, immediately shout “Cootie Shot” and simultaneously flash your card.
  • IF YOU LOSE YOUR COOTIE SHOT CARD you can temporarily go old school and pinch your arm while yelling “Cootie shot” 
COVID-19 is a serious worldwide pandemic and none of the information presented here is factual. Do not take this article serioiusly.  If you recently had a cootie shot, it ain't no good. Consult your healthcare provider regarding a COVID-19 vaccine.




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Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Jeff Bezos' amazing space flight in a cardboard rocket ship

Billionaire Jeff Bezos flew in space today. 

Bezos’ company Blue Origin launched Bezos and friends into space, making history for many things, none more than his spacecraft constructed 100% from reclaimed cardboard Amazon shipping boxes.  Bezos told our Renegade News space bureau reporter that he is 100% committed to green. Skeptics think he was referring to the color of money, while environmentalists are hopeful he’s thinking about the planet.

New Shepard's launch went off without a glitch. As the spacecraft headed for space, tracking software showed 'in route' and changed to ‘delivered’ when the capsule touched down back on earth.





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Saturday, July 3, 2021

Summer guests who won't leave

Our travel editor took a staycation and suddenly had 2 house guests who wouldn't leave. Here's his story, from a non-disclosed home with a pool, close to the beach. Believe me I'm trying to track down this summer resort.

Have you ever had friends or relatives that invite themselves to stay at your place for a night or two. After 3 or 4 days you are getting fed up with them? All the little things like using your bath towel, going out for a smoke and bringing in a new layer of stench of cigarettes each time, announcing he can't join you for the meal you are cooking him because his friends are in town and he didn't want to impose and invite them over, did I mention the stinky feet? We can swap house guest stories for hours so I'll stop there.

There is an answer to your house guest woes right in your local Home Improvement store!

For people who stopped by for lunch and don't know when to leave:
Mr. Clean Family Eraser


When it's going on a week and the family of 4 can't find the door you may need a more powerful hint. The stench of this should tick them off. It might take a second treatment before they flee.

Black Flag's FLEE AND TICK "It's what we do"



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Friday, June 25, 2021

USPS Yogi Berra Forever Postage Stamp

Yogi Berra 'forever stamps' 58¢.

Inspired the timely new slogan of the postal service, It'll get there when it gets there.

Yogi is in the Baseball Hall of Fame and won 10 World Series, a record number.

No answer when we tried to call the USPS to confirm this story.

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Thursday, March 4, 2021

Johnson and Johnson: No more tears, no more fears

Johnson & Johnson is rinsing off their old "No more tears" campaign to remix as the No More Fears, Coronavirus vaccine. 

The vaccine is the third to be authorized for use in the United States. Unlike its predecessors -- from Pfizer/BioNTech and Moderna -- the Johnson & Johnson vaccine requires only one shot and can be kept at normal refrigerator temperatures, making it easy to transport.

J&J launched No More Fears public awareness campaign today to promote acceptance of the vaccine.
J&J is distributing the vaccine to mega sites across America. Some are concerned it is being shipped in shampoo bottles and J&J released a statement to Renegade News that states, "using vaccines as shampoo is not a recommended usage is not being presented to the FDA for consideration. "

At this time, data are not available to determine how long the shampoo vaccine will provide protection, nor is there evidence that the vaccine prevents transmission of SARS-CoV-2, lice or Tinea Capitis from person to person.  

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Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Boeing 737 MAX back in the skies today

The troubled Boeing 737 Max is set to resume flying today. The planes have been grounded since March 2019 after two crashes killed 346 people. The flights return after the US Federal Aviation Administration last month approved changes Boeing made to the jet including turning off the pop-up blocker. A pop-up blocker which had critical course correction messages as well as coupons for BOGO breakfast biscuits.\


To demonstrate confidence that the 737 Max is flying like normal, the plan for the first flight is Miami (MIA) to LaGuardia (LGA) and sliding off the runway into Flushing Bay. 

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Saturday, December 5, 2020

Best wishes for a Happy New Year

We never imagined a pandemic would plague us in 2020. And just when you thought it was safe to breathe the air, round two.

On behalf of the entire news team, we wish you a bright and happy new year.



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Sunday, November 8, 2020

COVID greet with NaNu NaNu

In these pandemic times, new ideas pop up every day. Our infectious disease reporter found people who replaced the skin slapping handshake.

An active group from Nevada started using this greeting introduced by Mork from Ork. NANU NANU.

The Nevada group, who will not be named, says transmissions are down, handshakes or foil hats. TBD.
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