Billionaire Jeff Bezos flew in space today.
Bezos’ company Blue Origin launched Bezos and friends into space, making history for many things, none more than his spacecraft constructed 100% from reclaimed cardboard Amazon shipping boxes. Bezos told our Renegade News space bureau reporter that he is 100% committed to green. Skeptics think he was referring to the color of money, while environmentalists are hopeful he’s thinking about the planet.
New Shepard's launch went off without a glitch. As the spacecraft headed for space, tracking software showed 'in route' and changed to ‘delivered’ when the capsule touched down back on earth.
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