Boeing 737 MAX back in the skies today

The troubled Boeing 737 Max is set to resume flying today. The planes have been grounded since March 2019 after two crashes killed 346 people. The flights return after the US Federal Aviation Administration last month approved changes Boeing made to the jet including turning off the pop-up blocker. A pop-up blocker which had critical course correction messages as well as coupons for BOGO breakfast biscuits.\

To demonstrate confidence that the 737 Max is flying like normal, the plan for the first flight is Miami (MIA) to LaGuardia (LGA) and sliding off the runway into Flushing Bay. 

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