The president of RNS MEDIA, Renegade News parent company, has developed the Renegade News Mental Medal award, the highest honor on earth that is given to a satirical news site. The RNMM award is given out randomly, like lollipops at a rave on South Beach, to satire news sites found on the internets. Congratulate yourself if you have been awarded the RNMM award.
RNS MEDIA hosts a black tie dinner and award presentations twice a year at a secret club and Renegade News makes an insignificant donation to the Relax Steve campaign to memorialize the occasion.
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