Formerly known as Mr. Clean, Dr. Clean is a
Graduate of Trump University with an
honorary degree, Doctor of Humanities.
Clean is one of the custodians who believe bleach added to a bucket of
water may kill viruses and leave a cleaner surface. To expand
on this, president Trump stated that ingesting
disinfectant might just kill Coronavirus. Of course the president was being sarcastic but is always thinking outside the box.
Dr. Clean led the
Human Genome Project crew responsible for
emptying waste baskets in the administrative
offices.
Recently Dr. Clean was appointed acting director of
the National Institutes of Health in Bethesda,
Maryland, United States. Mr. Clean was also
given responsibilities of acting director of the
Centers for Disease Control and is now chief physician for the president and his family.
Dr. Clean has been working in medical offices for more than 40 years. He comes with high praise from very
Impressive people with big titles and terrific Amazon reviews. Dr. Clean
is not afraid of tough jobs and has a magic eraser
to clean up even the biggest mess.
We wish Dr. Clean much success with the career move.
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