Advertise your business on a federal building

This morning Presidents Musk and Trump declared by Executive Order that advertising will be sold on exteriors of Federal Buildings, monuments and memorials. Effective immediately.

All Federal Buildings will be required to install a Trump logo 15% larger than all other advertising. The advertising department is hiring 900 people for sales, marketing, operations and technology positions. The Department of Government  Efficiency department (DOGE) has 890 positions flagged to be eliminated as soon as the staff settles in.

Ad sales revenue from this project is projected to be in the billions.

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USA: EXPANDING TO SERVE BETTER

Looking for a side hustle? Think Yuge! You can own your very own, brand new state! Owning a franchise state is more affordable than you may think.

Buy America! Just look what is included! Franchisees get a non-exclusive territory, a box of Sharpies and a life-size photo of president Elon Musk and the founder of Donald J. Trump. With your franchise you get 8 cases of Trump paper towels, one pair of Trump sneakers in the official Trump size 6, and one Trump pardons. All franchises include full support of the army.

ACT NOW! The first 5,000 orders include official $1 bill in New U.S.A. currency. Franchise cost $60 billion, non-refundable. Boots on the ground doubles your initial investment costs.

USA and United States are protected trademarks of America, Inc., a Trump corporation.

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