Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Boeing 737 MAX back in the skies today

The troubled Boeing 737 Max is set to resume flying today. The planes have been grounded since March 2019 after two crashes killed 346 people. The flights return after the US Federal Aviation Administration last month approved changes Boeing made to the jet including turning off the pop-up blocker. A pop-up blocker which had critical course correction messages as well...

Saturday, December 5, 2020

Best wishes for a Happy New Year

We never imagined a pandemic would plague us in 2020. And just when you thought it was safe to breathe the air, round two.On behalf of the entire news team, we wish you a bright and happy new year. THIS IS A PARODY OF N...

Sunday, November 8, 2020

COVID greet with NaNu NaNu

In these pandemic times, new ideas pop up every day. Our infectious disease reporter found people who replaced the skin slapping handshake. An active group from Nevada started using this greeting introduced by Mork from Ork. NANU NANU. The Nevada group, who will not be named, says transmissions are down, handshakes or foil hats. TBD. THIS IS A PARODY...

Thursday, November 5, 2020

The 2020 presidential race. It's not a sprint, it's a marathon

Will we have a winner before Thanksgiving? How about before the New Year? THIS IS A PARODY OF N...

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Did you get a call with an Urgent Message? Hear what happens when you press 0

What happens when you press "0" when you get the call, "This is an urgent message for the vehicle owner" ...
This is an urgent message for the vehicle owner we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty you should have received something in the mail about your car's extended warranty since we have not gotten a response we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file Press 2 to be removed and put on our DO NOT CALL LIST press one to speak with someone about the possibility of extending or reinstating your car's warranty again press one to speak with a warranty specialist.


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Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Peanut butter chocolate ice cream now a Class 1 drug says DEA source

Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream a Schedule 1 drugSeptember 21, 2020 -  The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) classifies Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream as a Schedule 1 controlled substance, which means that it has a high potential for abuse, no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the U.S., and a no accepted safety for use under medical supervision.Chocolate...

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

COVID-20, takes pandemic to the next level

As previously reported by Renegade News, nobody knows what to expect from the coronavirus or even how COVID-19 spreads. Experts are learning as they go. That doesn't slow down the media frenzy. The sensational pandemic stories continue to sell newspapers.  TV news seduces viewers with that tease of disaster. News outlets report the next wave of the Rona will be...

Friday, July 24, 2020

Multiple #NoMayo Lawsuit Filed Over Mayonnaise Usage

Mixing ketchup and mayo is not special and is not a secret sauce-it just ruins ketchup.  From hot sauce to hamburgers, mayo ridden meals are being reported at an alarming rate.  Twitter hashtag tracking shows a 280 thousand sandwich #Fail for mayo mistakes so far this year, compared to same the 6 month period last year which recorded under 100 thousand mayo linked...

Sunday, July 19, 2020

FALSE CLAIM of a CoVid Colon Antibody Test

WARNING: MIAMI-DADE County, FL. Beware of a Florida Main, claiming to be a doctor, driving in an nondescript white van and claiming to authorized to perform free CDC approved Coronavirus / CoViD antibody test with 100% accurate results. The unaccredited doctor is reported to park crowded parking lots in Hialeah and Miami Lakes at various times of the day. He claims the...

Sunday, July 12, 2020

Disney Grande Band Aide will revolutionize crowds and big events

Disney World reopens the Happiest Place on Earth with a few tweaks for COVID-19. Disney turned a deaf mouse ear to the thousands who pleaded not to reopen yet. Our Renegade News entertainment reporter spoke with Walt Disney last week. Disney walked us through a few of the safety features being implemented at the theme parks for moving a herd of people quickly through...

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

President Trump To Grant 3 Wishes

Donald Trump, the reality television super host turned president is so excited about his latest stunt that he used tear gas and rubber bullets on American citizens to clear his path for the announcement. Trump's Stunts are shown on his FOX News program every Tuesday at 5pm or whenever he wants because he is far more popular than any  show on television.  Huge ratings...

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Dr. Clean appointed leader of the NIH, CDC and the White House physician

Formerly known as Mr. Clean, Dr. Clean is a Graduate of Trump University with an honorary degree, Doctor of Humanities. Clean is one of the custodians who believe bleach added to a bucket of water may kill viruses and leave a cleaner surface. To expand on this, president Trump stated that ingesting disinfectant might just kill Coronavirus. Of course the president...

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

The Press Conference staring Pres. Trump season one

He leaves chaos and fear in his wake. Donald Trump staffers always wondering, "what's next?" Earlir this week, our Renegade News Science Reporter spent 22 hours with the president and hasn't fully recovered yet. A very busy Tuesday in Washington, DC. Making America Great Again, isn't an easy job that many appreciate. But the job comes with a cool red cap so Don...

Friday, April 3, 2020

Retooling television to work from home?

With America working from home, pajamas and puppies are getting more screen time than ever before.  It appears that WFH is going to be around a while so it's time to rethink television show themes. JEOPARDY:  Contestants buzz in from home. Wrong answer? Take a shot. LOCAL NEWS:  Put on some pants, we know you are in boxers and barefoot. TELENOVELAS: ...

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

April brings new laws to the books

Many new laws begin today, April 1st, 2020, including the law against humor. Seriously? The unlawful use of parody is a $500 fine, repeat offenders are subject to arrest. Improv fines vary and will be judged on a case-by-case basis. Slapstick in a public area is treated as a misdemeanor and will result in a $25 quality of life ticket. American situation comedies,...

Monday, March 30, 2020

Counterfeit snack chips had virus/?

There is no truth that an unidentified Atlanta based airline was serving knock off chips on their inbound international flights. On a positive tote, Renegade News has dedicated a team to investigate whether any salsa or queso blanco has an affect on Coronavirus. THIS IS A PARODY OF N...

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Boeing 737C19 Retooled and Ready for CoronaVirus

Boeing analyzed the COVID-19 situation closely and took prudent measures to ensure the health and safety of passengers traveling on their planes. The new 737C19 minimum of six feet spacing between all seats addresses seating concerns. Earbuds, inflight entertainment consoles and snacks will undergo thorough cleaning before every flight. While these measures are temporary...

Saturday, February 29, 2020

NASA Finds Perfectly Rectangular Iceberg

NASA just shared a stunning image of a nearly perfect rectangular iceberg in Antarctica. The monolithic slab of ice, said to be floating just off the Larsen C ice shelf appears quite unnatural given the 90-degree angles. We sent our science reporter to cover the story and it was revealed that the close up photo appeared to be the size of Jamaica was in fact a 2 inch...

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Roswell UFO Soil sold on Amazon

UFO Crash Site soil? Yes. This is really sold on Amazon! It's out of this world and sold via my Amazon Associate links. Red colored soil sample collected from the 1947 famous UFO crash site near Corona New Mexico. Small glass vial containing soil sample. Label attached is a Certificate of Authenticity card from Images SI Inc. Additional Information: On July 8, 1947,...

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Massive earthquake rocks sea between Cuba and Jamaica

Cuba and Jamaica feel major quake. No initial reports of injuries or damage. Residents took to the streets as the island swayed to the reggae beat. Here’s what we know right now →  A major 7.7 quake occurred between Cuba and Jamaica →  High rises in downtown Miami  Florida gently swayed and were evacuated →  Several workers near Montego Bay had lost consciousness...