Residents took to the streets as the island swayed to the reggae beat.
Here’s what we know right now
→ A major 7.7 quake occurred between Cuba and Jamaica
→ High rises in downtown Miami Florida gently swayed and were evacuated
→ Several workers near Montego Bay had lost consciousness shortly before the earthquake occurred and claim missing cannabis
→ The quake was felt in Palm Beach Florida, igniting a brief Twitter storm of #palmbeachpapertowels hashtags on social media
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| Sunset in Negril, Jamaica |
More details as our Renegade News reporter can think them up.
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