Bathroom queues are much longer for the ladies than the men, and nobody seems to care!
One would think that a place like NASA could fix the toilet line crisis by building more toilets for women.
A spokesperson for NASA was a bit frazzled when the recent press conference about an all woman space walk shifted to bathroom queues and the 5 hour zero gravity bathroom line orbiting Earth.
NASA explained toilet lines move faster on larger planets so if you really got to go, go to Jupiter.
THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS
Friday, October 18, 2019
Ladies wait 5 times longer for toilets, even in outer space
Related Posts:
Ladies wait 5 times longer for toilets, even in outer spaceBathroom queues are much longer for the ladies than the men, and nobody seems to care! One would think that a place like NASA could fix the toilet line crisis by building more toilets for women. A spokesperson for … Read More
Jeff Bezos' amazing space flight in a cardboard rocket shipBillionaire Jeff Bezos flew in space today. Bezos’ company Blue Origin launched Bezos and friends into space, making history for many things, none more than his spacecraft constructed 100% from reclaimed cardboard Amazon… Read More
The anti-balloon weapon that vaporizes the unidentified floating objectsMilitary buffs claim spy balloons are watching your every move. Drive in your car 100 miles and the balloon follows like it is reading your mind. Washington is mum on what secrets these balloons are capturing and if the hover… Read More
Six Flags – Over Earth announced. New NASA theme park on the moonFollowing Friday morning’s successful crash of a LCROSS satellite and its booster rocket into a crater near the south pole of the moon, a surprise joint venture announcement was made between Six Flags and NASA, “Six Flags – … Read More
NASA Finds Perfectly Rectangular Iceberg NASA just shared a stunning image of a nearly perfect rectangular iceberg in Antarctica. The monolithic slab of ice, said to be floating just off the Larsen C ice shelf appears quite unnatural given the 90-degree angles… Read More