It's that time of year when everything oozes pumpkin spice. If you can imagine it, it has the scent.
Aspen CBD company Toast may have jumped the shark with their pumpkin spice CBD oil. They were planning on being the new patchouli for the Millennial music fans this fall season. Millennials said so long to their pumpkins and are literally lining up at one taco joint in El Paso for their Day-of-The-Dead CBD Guacamole dip. Our El Paso reporter has met people who traveled from Louisiana, Arkansas and Illinois for the chips and guac.
The guacamole is available as a dip with chips, and in tacos and burritos. Better get your orders in soon, this special dip is only available until the end of November.
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Monday, October 14, 2019
Forget Pumpkin Spice, try the CBD Guac and Chips
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