Friday, October 18, 2019

Ladies wait 5 times longer for toilets, even in outer space

Bathroom queues are much longer for the ladies than the men, and nobody seems to care! One would think that a place like NASA could fix the toilet line crisis by building more toilets for women. A spokesperson for  NASA was a bit frazzled when the recent press conference about an all woman space walk shifted to bathroom queues and the 5 hour zero gravity bathroom...

Monday, October 14, 2019

Forget Pumpkin Spice, try the CBD Guac and Chips

It's that time of year when everything oozes pumpkin spice.  If you can imagine it, it has the scent. Aspen CBD company Toast may have jumped the shark with their pumpkin spice CBD oil. They were planning on being the new patchouli for the Millennial music fans this fall season. Millennials said so long to their pumpkins and are literally lining up at...

Thursday, October 10, 2019

President Trump reacts to Turkey shelling our special forces

Trump's tweets in response to Turkey shelling our special forces! THIS IS A PARODY OF N...

Thursday, October 3, 2019

The Hottest Fast Foods Are Vegan!

Take a look at these boxed lunches. Vegan menus are in the forefront and even taking over fast food menus.  McDonald's, Burger King and Taco Bell all offer meat free meals and are quite tasty.  Vegetarians can remember not too long ago when the only meatless option was a box of old tasteless pressed bean patties stuck in the back of the grocery store's freezer section. Nestle's...

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Tashlich gets warning from governors of 3 northeast states

On the first day of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year after the afternoon prayer, the congregation traditionally goes to a lake, river or sea (preferably a body of water that has fish), and recite the Tashlich prayers, wherein the people cast sins into the water and leave old shortcomings behind us, thus starting the new year with a clean slate. Governors of Delaware, Maryland...