Friday, August 3, 2018

Humans will evolve beyond recognized speech by 2050

Animals constantly adapt to changing environments. When we look at how evolution has taken us from tadpoles to Texters and Tweeters, it can be overwhelming. Look at traits one at a time and how they appear and disappear, birds of the same species have evolved on one island with long beaks to suck nectar of flowering plants and on the neighboring island short the same birds have short pointed beaks to crack open seeds of local vegetation. Plants evolve as well, if they do not attract insects to pollenate their flowers, they change their scent to something pleasing to bees.



Humans have evolved as well, usually subtle ways over thousands of years but with rapidly evolving technology the human is evolving at light speeds.  Medical experts told Renegade News that in about 30 years human beings will no longer speak. Communication in the future will be via a short burst of ultra low frequencies to be received by all or directed to a specific person.

Think of the human being of tomorrow to have built in WiFi and Texting!  Advanced sounds will be used for warning other species heard as indigenous profanities.



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