President Trump has huge hurricane plan for Irma

President Trump declared he will save Florida.  The president is scheduled to arrive in Florida at 3 PM EDT and will blow Hurricane Irma out to sea. The amount of air that one moves in and out of the lungs while breathing normally is called TIDAL VOLUME. This amount of air provides enough oxygen for a person who is resting. The president inhales and exhales with Vital...

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Happy Birthday to the ATM, it's $50 years old

Did you know the first ATM debuted 50 years ago in London? To celebrate the birthday, participating banks are giving away cash! ATMs around the world are dispensing fifties. The box turns fifty and is giving customers a free $50 bill. On this day only, You need the code 5050 to try for free cash and only up until 11:00 p.m. at participating banking locations around...

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Get muddy jeans, and much cheaper than $400 a pair

Those muddy jeans at Nordstrom have been all over the news. But who wants to spend $400 on one pair of jeans with faux mud?  Mudd detergent is a cheap alternative, at $60 a bottle, it's good for several washes, and uses real mud.  This can save a fortune. Why stop at jeans? Add a touch of mud everywhere. Add a brown fashion statement to your tee, socks and underwear....

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Cadbury offers Bacon and Eggs for Easter

Yum, it's that time of year. Get some of the limited edition Cadbury Bacon and Eggs easter eggS! They are sold during Easter. If you don't see them on store shelves, ask your grocer to order this Limited Edition series. THIS IS A PARODY OF NE...

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Last-Cup, the Uber of Coffee

Last-Cup, the Uber of Coffee Zook, Kansas, April 1, 2017 - Save coffee, time and money.  LAST-CUP connects the people to the coffee. Every morning millions of Americans have a leftover cup of coffee.  And every morning millions of Americans wait in line and pay an average of $5 for a cup of brewed coffee. Until now. The concept is simple! Just sign up as...

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Medicine and Healthcare are fake

Renegade News' Arlington, Virginia office went deep undercover, to the 19th hole of an unnamed golf resort to gather facts for this story. Seems the medical and pharmaceutical industries do indeed control what medical news is released to the public, and where it is seen and heard. The common cold.  Not everyone knows the common cold was cured in 1971. Cold medicine...

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New Purim Peeps Flavors Are Coming

Peeps have been called the single largest icon of Easter.  And now peeps creep into Purim. If you feel like Peeps are just a crappy candy, try Kosher Peeps in hamantash. What is a hamantash? A hamantash is a filled-pocket cookie or pastry recognizable for its triangular shape, usually associated with the Jewish holiday of Purim, now peep filled! Matzoh peep soup is...

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Melania selects border wall

First Lady Melania Trump was busy her first week as First Lady. Seen shopping for border trim that will be used on the fantastic wall husband Donald is erecting on the border of Mexico. TILE A TILE B TILE C TILE D Overheard a congressman say in a West Wing lunch line, "I can't wait to see the expression on Mrs. Trump's face when it dawns on her that all that...

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Trump's law on national monuments

Renegade News just learned that President Donald Trump ordered his likeness to be displayed on all state and federal monuments and federal public lands. Signing what sources inside the beltway are calling the Bust Trump bill into law today. Those who stuck around with the late night inaguaration crowd in Washington DC were some of the first to see the unveiling of the Trump...

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Renegade News 11 o'clock news open

Renegade News has a reputation of fair and ballast news. We are taking this time of transition in Washington, DC to release our new nightly news opener. This should eliminate any doubt of credibility. THIS IS A PARODY OF N...

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