President Trump has huge hurricane plan for Irma

President Trump declared he will save Florida.  The president is scheduled to arrive in Florida at 3 PM EDT and will blow Hurricane Irma out to sea.

The amount of air that one moves in and out of the lungs while breathing normally is called TIDAL VOLUME. This amount of air provides enough oxygen for a person who is resting. The president inhales and exhales with Vital Capacity, the maximum amount of air possibly moved in and out of the lungs and will use this power to steer the hurricane.

But there are three North Atlantic hurricanes out there, "Katia is in Mexico and forget about Hurricane Jose," the president said, "the wall will keep America safe."

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Happy Birthday to the ATM, it's $50 years old

Did you know the first ATM debuted 50 years ago in London? To celebrate the birthday, participating banks are giving away cash!

ATMs around the world are dispensing fifties. The box turns fifty and is giving customers a free $50 bill. On this day only, You need the code 5050 to try for free cash and only up until 11:00 p.m. at participating banking locations around the globe.

This free offer is just one of the many ways banking is celebrating #ATM50. Other banks are charging $50 as a Birthday fee on every transaction. Someone has to pay.

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Get muddy jeans, and much cheaper than $400 a pair

Those muddy jeans at Nordstrom have been all over the news. But who wants to spend $400 on one pair of jeans with faux mud?  Mudd detergent is a cheap alternative, at $60 a bottle, it's good for several washes, and uses real mud.  This can save a fortune. Why stop at jeans? Add a touch of mud everywhere. Add a brown fashion statement to your tee, socks and underwear. Mudd for a real muddy look.

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Cadbury offers Bacon and Eggs for Easter

Yum, it's that time of year. Get some of the limited edition Cadbury Bacon and Eggs easter eggS! They are sold during Easter. If you don't see them on store shelves, ask your grocer to order this Limited Edition series.

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Last-Cup, the Uber of Coffee

Last-Cup, the Uber of Coffee

Zook, Kansas, April 1, 2017 - Save coffee, time and money.  LAST-CUP connects the people to the coffee. Every morning millions of Americans have a leftover cup of coffee.  And every morning millions of Americans wait in line and pay an average of $5 for a cup of brewed coffee. Until now.

The concept is simple!

• Just sign up as a coffee host or as a coffee guest.
• Indicate the number of cups available or needed. Reoccurring or day-to-day.
• A stranger will stop by and say the secret catchphrase, LAST-CUP, indicating they went through our process of completing an internet based form.
• Invite the stranger in, direct them to the coffee and let them enjoy.
• The stranger has their coffee while you get ready for work.

What started as a neighborly gesture in Zook, Kansas in 2015, has now expanded into 8 cities in Kansas and Oklahoma. The founder of LAST-CUP is excited about this project going national in April 2017. Like Uber, payment is done in advance and tipping is not required. What could go wrong? LAST-CUP collects comments from members and has a patented 'coffee bean' rating so don't serve crappy coffee or leave behind  a mess.

Members can filter search results by distance, decaf, hazelnut and almond milk available. Expect this to make a big impact on mornings.

About Last-Cup:
Last-Cup is the No. 1 in-home coffee sharing brand in Kansas with more than 380 registered members in Kansas and Oklahoma and more than $1 billion in sales. Annually, Last-Cup serves more than 40 trillion cups. The company has been recognized as a Platinum Member of Kansas' 50 Best Managed Companies. Last-Cup believes that strong coffee inspire people to be strong leaders, and in 2015, the Last-Cup network was established to help support coffee drinking and boost people their full potential. Last-Cup is located in Zook, Kansas.

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