Jeff Bezos' amazing space flight in a cardboard rocket ship

Billionaire Jeff Bezos flew in space today. 

Bezos’ company Blue Origin launched Bezos and friends into space, making history for many things, none more than his spacecraft constructed 100% from reclaimed cardboard Amazon shipping boxes.  Bezos told our Renegade News space bureau reporter that he is 100% committed to green. Skeptics think he was referring to the color of money, while environmentalists are hopeful he’s thinking about the planet.

New Shepard's launch went off without a glitch. As the spacecraft headed for space, tracking software showed 'in route' and changed to ‘delivered’ when the capsule touched down back on earth.

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Summer guests who won't leave

Our travel editor took a staycation and suddenly had 2 house guests who wouldn't leave. Here's his story, from a non-disclosed home with a pool, close to the beach. Believe me I'm trying to track down this summer resort.

Have you ever had friends or relatives that invite themselves to stay at your place for a night or two. After 3 or 4 days you are getting fed up with them? All the little things like using your bath towel, going out for a smoke and bringing in a new layer of stench of cigarettes each time, announcing he can't join you for the meal you are cooking him because his friends are in town and he didn't want to impose and invite them over, did I mention the stinky feet? We can swap house guest stories for hours so I'll stop there.

There is an answer to your house guest woes right in your local Home Improvement store!

For people who stopped by for lunch and don't know when to leave:

Mr. Clean Family Eraser

When it's going on a week and the family of 4 can't find the door you may need a more powerful hint. The stench of this should tick them off. It might take a second treatment before they flee.

Black Flag's FLEE AND TICK "It's what we do"

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USPS Yogi Berra Forever Postage Stamp

Yogi Berra 'forever stamps' 58¢.

Inspired the timely new slogan of the postal service, It'll get there when it gets there.

Yogi is in the Baseball Hall of Fame and won 10 World Series, a record number.

No answer when we tried to call the USPS to confirm this story.

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Johnson and Johnson: No more tears, no more fears

Johnson & Johnson is rinsing off their old "No more tears" campaign to remix as the No More Fears, Coronavirus vaccine. 

The vaccine is the third to be authorized for use in the United States. Unlike its predecessors -- from Pfizer/BioNTech and Moderna -- the Johnson & Johnson vaccine requires only one shot and can be kept at normal refrigerator temperatures, making it easy to transport.

J&J launched No More Fears public awareness campaign today to promote acceptance of the vaccine.

J&J is distributing the vaccine to mega sites across America. Some are concerned it is being shipped in shampoo bottles and J&J released a statement to Renegade News that states, "using vaccines as shampoo is not a recommended usage is not being presented to the FDA for consideration. "

At this time, data are not available to determine how long the shampoo vaccine will provide protection, nor is there evidence that the vaccine prevents transmission of SARS-CoV-2, lice or Tinea Capitis from person to person.  

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