Farming Belt drought plan

This was written when farmers were experiencing a horrible drought in the mid 80s...

In a related story, Yuppies from all over the country are sending in
their Perrier brand water to the nation's farming belt to help fight
the drought. Farmers appreciate the bottled water effort, but noted one
side effect.  Last week, several cows in one man's stockyard had the
urge to steal a BMW and drive recklessly across Nebraska.

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06/16/88