We never imagined a pandemic would plague us in 2020. And just when you thought it was safe to breathe the air, round two.
On behalf of the entire news team, we wish you a bright and happy new year.
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Saturday, December 5, 2020
Sunday, November 8, 2020
COVID greet with NaNu NaNu
In these pandemic times, new ideas pop up every day. Our infectious disease reporter found people who replaced the skin slapping handshake.
An active group from Nevada started using this greeting introduced by Mork from Ork. NANU NANU.
The Nevada group, who will not be named, says transmissions are down, handshakes or foil hats. TBD.
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Thursday, November 5, 2020
The 2020 presidential race. It's not a sprint, it's a marathon
Will we have a winner before Thanksgiving? How about before the New Year?
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Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Did you get a call with an Urgent Message? Hear what happens when you press 0
What happens when you press "0" when you get the call, "This is an urgent message for the vehicle owner"
This is an urgent message for the vehicle owner we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty you should have received something in the mail about your car's extended warranty since we have not gotten a response we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file Press 2 to be removed and put on our DO NOT CALL LIST press one to speak with someone about the possibility of extending or reinstating your car's warranty again press one to speak with a warranty specialist.
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Tuesday, September 22, 2020
Peanut butter chocolate ice cream now a Class 1 drug says DEA source
Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream a Schedule 1 drug
September 21, 2020 -
The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) classifies Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream as a Schedule 1 controlled substance, which means that it has a high potential for abuse, no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the U.S., and a no accepted safety for use under medical supervision.
Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream activates serotonin receptors, most often in the prefrontal cortex, affecting mood, cognition and perception.
A harsh schedule does not mean a drug is totally illegal. Criminal laws, while guided by the scheduling system, often take other factors into account. For pot, they do — leaving it as one of the less-punished illicit drugs at the federal level, even though it's schedule 1. And opioid painkillers, as one example, are schedule 2 but legal for medical purposes.
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