Saturday, October 28, 2023

CVS, Rite Aid and Walgreens pharmacy employees plan to strike

What happens if your pharmacy staff at CVS, Walgreens or Rite Aid goes on strike? You can expect long lines, unanswered phones and surely cashiers.  Yup, just as we suspected, the last decade was practice.

Mediators are using store receipts with barcodes to negotiate terms.  The big question is will the drug stores go out of business before or after a strike?





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Sunday, July 16, 2023

When America banned Mayo


Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed visitors of Baltimore, today I stand before you to share an intriguing tale of culinary conflict that forever altered the American food landscape. It is a story of a nation divided, a war waged, and the surprising consequences that followed the banning of mayonnaise from American cuisine.

In the mid-20th century, a wave of anti-mayonnaise sentiment swept across the United States. Many Americans, for reasons both inexplicable and passionate, developed an intense aversion to this creamy condiment. They believed it had no place in their traditional dishes and that it sullied the purity of American culinary heritage.

This deep-seated disdain for mayonnaise ignited a fervor among the populace, leading to widespread protests and demands for a complete ban on its use in American foods. The movement gained momentum, and soon it caught the attention of lawmakers and government officials.

In an unprecedented turn of events, legislation was enacted, effectively banning mayonnaise from American cuisine. The repercussions were felt far and wide. Delis and diners across the nation were forced to remove mayonnaise from their menus, and generations-old recipes were altered or abandoned altogether.

The aftermath of the ban was a culinary revolution of sorts. Chefs and home cooks alike scrambled to find alternative ingredients and develop new recipes that could match the beloved flavors that mayonnaise once provided. Innovative condiments and spreads emerged, vying to fill the void left by the ban.

From avocado-based sauces to tangy yogurt dressings, a new era of American cuisine was born. Sandwiches took on a different character, with adventurous spreads and zesty flavors replacing the classic mayo. Coleslaw transformed, embracing the tang of vinaigrettes and the crunch of fresh herbs.

While the initial ban was met with resistance and skepticism, the creativity it sparked in American kitchens was undeniable. The absence of mayonnaise became an opportunity for culinary exploration and experimentation, with chefs and home cooks pushing the boundaries of flavor and texture.

In the years that followed, American cuisine flourished without the constraints of mayonnaise. The ban forced a reimagining of classic dishes, leading to a renaissance of flavors and techniques. It became a defining moment in the evolution of American gastronomy.

Today, as you explore the culinary wonders of Baltimore, let us reflect on this fascinating chapter in American food history. May we appreciate the transformative power of change and the resilience of a nation's culinary spirit. And who knows, perhaps you'll be inspired to create your own mayo-free masterpiece.

Thank you for joining me on this journey through the captivating world of food and culture. May we celebrate the diverse and ever-evolving tapestry of flavors that make our global culinary landscape so vibrant.

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Wednesday, February 15, 2023

The anti-balloon weapon that vaporizes the unidentified floating objects

Military buffs claim spy balloons are watching your every move. Drive in your car 100 miles and the balloon follows like it is reading your mind. Washington is mum on what secrets these balloons are capturing and if the hovering crafts all originated in China. Our Renegade military reporter didn't take long to send this update from 70,000 feet below the stratosphere.

It's not a balloon you fools. Clean your freaking windshield and like magic the unidentifid object is identified as bluejay poop.

We found a few tools which seem to wipe these balloons right out of the sky.

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