Wordle Virus Spreads To All 50 States

Wordle began innocently as a daily word game by a Brooklyn-based software engineer quickly spread across the country, like a virus. People grab their cell phones while still in bed, and many do this before their coffee. Their goal is to solve the day's word puzzle. 

Officials have expressed concern and worked with greedy pharmaceutical makers to quickly develop a vaccine to medicate the players against playing word puzzles, at least wait until they gulp down their coffee. 

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Don't Say Gay in Florida

Days after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed into law a bill dubbed "Don't say gay" law the governor has declared the law includes everything rainbow. 

The law includes banning FOOD. Rainbow peppers are on the chopping block and Florida's Department of Agriculture is being trained to destroy these promiscuous peppers when found.

As many who opposed the bill stated, rainbow cookies which are a staple in Italian bakeries, are now contraband and will be confiscated.  Breakfast favorite, Fruity Pebbles, the cereal with fruit-flavored crisp rice cereal bits will be off shelves in 30 days.  Our calls to Post were not returned.

Billboards are going up next week to alert motorists of the law and report rainbows. DeSantis claims leftist liberals use rainbows sort of like on Batman when they shine the bat light in the sky.  

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