Dr. Clean appointed leader of the NIH, CDC and the White House physician

Formerly known as Mr. Clean, Dr. Clean is a Graduate of Trump University with an honorary degree, Doctor of Humanities. Clean is one of the custodians who believe bleach added to a bucket of water may kill viruses and leave a cleaner surface. To expand on this, president Trump stated that ingesting disinfectant might just kill Coronavirus. Of course the president...

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The Press Conference staring Pres. Trump season one

He leaves chaos and fear in his wake. Donald Trump staffers always wondering, "what's next?" Earlir this week, our Renegade News Science Reporter spent 22 hours with the president and hasn't fully recovered yet. A very busy Tuesday in Washington, DC. Making America Great Again, isn't an easy job that many appreciate. But the job comes with a cool red cap so Don...

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Retooling television to work from home?

With America working from home, pajamas and puppies are getting more screen time than ever before.  It appears that WFH is going to be around a while so it's time to rethink television show themes. JEOPARDY:  Contestants buzz in from home. Wrong answer? Take a shot. LOCAL NEWS:  Put on some pants, we know you are in boxers and barefoot. TELENOVELAS: ...

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April brings new laws to the books

Many new laws begin today, April 1st, 2020, including the law against humor. Seriously? The unlawful use of parody is a $500 fine, repeat offenders are subject to arrest. Improv fines vary and will be judged on a case-by-case basis. Slapstick in a public area is treated as a misdemeanor and will result in a $25 quality of life ticket. American situation comedies,...

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