Boeing analyzed the COVID-19 situation closely and took prudent measures to ensure the health and safety of passengers traveling on their planes.
The new 737C19 minimum of six feet spacing between all seats addresses seating concerns. Earbuds, inflight entertainment consoles and snacks will undergo thorough cleaning before every flight.
While these measures are temporary and aimed to prevent the spread of the virus, do not expect Boeing or the airlines to just give more legroom on the new configuration of planes. Renegade News travel intern reported it's like flying in a cargo plane.
All cabin space between passengers will be used for freight. Legroom will be minimal and seat reclining will be obstructed by shipping containers. Overhead compartments are removed.
Travelers are urged to exercise caution and take all appropriate health and safety measures, in coordination with the CDC and WHO.
Due to the coach cabin only having 14 seats, expect ticket prices to be 4000% higher than flights with a classic configuration.
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