Saturday, February 29, 2020

NASA Finds Perfectly Rectangular Iceberg


NASA just shared a stunning image of a nearly perfect rectangular iceberg in Antarctica. The monolithic slab of ice, said to be floating just off the Larsen C ice shelf appears quite unnatural given the 90-degree angles. We sent our science reporter to cover the story and it was revealed that the close up photo appeared to be the size of Jamaica was in fact a 2 inch ice cube.

Operation HappyHour is a mission by NASA to document mixology around the world in order to understand how ice (thickness, location, accumulation, etc.) is affected by elements, mostly alcohol.

While scientists photograph the rectangular "iceberg" in order to justify this world tour of binge drinking, further research is being conducted. This will include investigating drinks with crushed ice as well as frozen fruit flavored cocktails. All in the name of science.


Rectangular ice cubes typically form in an ice tray of eight to twelve identical ice cubes defined with steep, nearly vertical sides and a flat plateau top, which are tabular bodies of thick ice. When popped out of the ice tray, the angles are exactly 90 degrees. Mixers, swizzle sticks and stirring winnow away the sharp edges of the ice cube and rounds it out, Billy Funt, a NASA scientist, told Renegade News.


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A normal process for ice is calving, the breaking off of distal ice from the larger ice cube.

NASA intends to study this calving process through Operation HappyHour as a way of measuring melting due to interactions of alcohol with the ice or maybe it's global warming. As the planet warms, more ice cubes are used and are more susceptible to calve off and splinter as they are mixed in a cocktail. NASA has been measuring alcohol levels for decades which led to great inventions such as the Buzz Aldrin, a mixture of Tang and vodka.

Buzz Aldrin cocktail
Additional inventions, thanks to NASA research:

Rocket Booster

Moonwalk
Galaxy Lemonade



THIS IS A PARODY OF NEWS

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Roswell UFO Soil sold on Amazon

UFO Crash Site soil? Yes. This is really sold on Amazon! It's out of this world and sold via my Amazon Associate links.



Red colored soil sample collected from the 1947 famous UFO crash site near Corona New Mexico. Small glass vial containing soil sample. Label attached is a Certificate of Authenticity card from Images SI Inc. Additional Information: On July 8, 1947, the Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) issued a press release that it had recovered remains of a crashed "flying disc" from a ranch near Corona NM. The following day, the US military maintains the material recovered was from a crashed weather balloon. However many UFO proponents believe the wreckage was of a crashed alien craft and that the military is covering up the incident. The Roswell Incident is a subject of intense debate, and many books have been written on the subject. Our soil sample was collected at the famous alleged UFO crash site near Corona New Mexico.