Federal government workers missed their second paycheck today and funding for the president's $5.7 billion dollar wall still wasn't funded.
UPDATE: A low-cost alternative to the wall was presented to the president and accepted. A Patriotic Border Ribbon is awaiting review by the Government Accountability Office (GAO) and should be streaming along the Rio Grande by February.
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UPDATE: A low-cost alternative to the wall was presented to the president and accepted. A Patriotic Border Ribbon is awaiting review by the Government Accountability Office (GAO) and should be streaming along the Rio Grande by February.
It's like gift wrapping the whole country!Four out of five smugglers surveyed told us they would never cross such a beautiful symbol of freedom. The ribbon should be purchased and installed before the end of the month.
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