Does the Electoral College have a school mascot?

A group of grade school students contacted Renegade News to find out more about an Electoral College. Our Renegade News Education Reporter did some reearch and found no admissions office, no way to apply and no dean of education. Further investigation found no known address for an "Electoral College" or "Electoral University." No mascot? Most American schools have a mascot....

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Assault on fake news sites continues

The assault on fake news is gaining momentum. According to 10,000 gullible people surveyed a spoof, parody or lampoon has no place in modern society.  Laughter is saved for sitcoms, not the daily news. One Connecticut man is pushing for all news to be rated for credibility which lets readers filter out disagreeable content. The Connecticut gentleman wants all media...

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FOX News ads banned online?

Renegade News, an established institution providing decades of erratic, inconsistent, and sometimes humorous news reports strongly disagrees with Google and Facebook's decision to refuse to sell ads to FOX News.  As a parody news site we believe Fake News outlets should be identified, but not banned. Facebook and Google will not broker advertisements for inclusion...

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Trump ahead by 3 trillion votes

The election is a waste of time and money, according to unconfirmed statement from Donald Trump. "I already have trillions of early votes" says Trump.  After the early voting, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has a 3 trillion to zero vote lead over Democrat Hillary Clinton, according to a guest satisfaction survey taken at Trump Tower on Sunday morning....

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UK Brexit, and the Euro's Domino Effect

Economists Fear a European Domino Effect   No one knows what happens next as the entire U.K. — including England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland — pulls away from the EU. As of this story going to press, 4 additional countries have drafted proposals to leave the euro—this is called a “domino effect,” and our Renegade News International Economic Reports see a trend...

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Elect Louie For President

ElectLouieforPresidentin 2016 Vote for Louie. Louie ain't no politician. Louie is bigger & stronger than other world leaders. Louie says stupid things, so I don't have to. PLUS: Most important... Louie is not running for office, so he's not a politician. paid for by WTF Is Louie Campai...

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Google self-driving minivan, don't get left behind

Google’s Self-Driving Minivan Could Give You Back Your Life Who chose the minivan? Key players from Google, the Divide by Zero Parent Teacher Association and Fiat Chrysler were locked in a room until they decided on the right vehicle. When they emerged with their great product idea, it was a self-driving minivan, not quite the Homermobile we expected, but close. Wait,...

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420 Day is Not a Legal Holiday

Despite popular belief, today is not a legal holiday. Get to work! What is the meaning behind 420? The origin of the term 420, celebrated around the world by pot smokers every April 20th, has long been obscured by the clouded memories of the folks who made it a phenomenon. Depending on who you ask, or their state of inebriation, there are as many varieties of answers as...

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4 hidden Excel 2016 functions that can save you time

Excel 2016 includes a number of hidden functions designed to help you cook the books. We went to Excel headquarters division that specializing in desktop solutions and after a few non-specific bribes we were shown 4 new commands: =FUDGE(Result,[arg1,arg2,arg3,…]) When you want to show a complex calculation, but force results =SNARK([level of snarkness]) Displays...

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Officials warn of latest fad: Eating glass is bad for your health

Evidently eating glass isn't uncommon for beer and pizza lovers. Corona Beer and DiGiorno’s have teamed up and released a series of ads produced by Mirecall of Los Angeles targeting the 18-52 male with something to prove. Imagine it’s Friday night and you’re watching a rerun of the A Team when a commercial for both beer and pizza comes on your screen.  Pizza with...

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Facebook's 2nd wave of emoji reactions

Facebook users around the globe have been waking up to an emotional roller coaster. The new Facebook 'Reactions" (a "Like" button extension) was welcomed by users loving, laughing and sharing angry or sad feelings. The social network didn't stop there, just shy of a week since their worldwide rollout of the new expressions, they started to roll out phase two of  "Reactions." STRONG...

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Finally a non-dairy, vegan friendly floor cleaner and it's kosher too

Non-Dairy, Lactose Free and Vegan Friendly Floor Cleaner Mr. Clean took his personal battle public this week. For years the man behind household cleaners struggled with his lactose intolerance and worked many year with researchers to produce a vegan friendly non-dairy kitchen cleaner. Now Procter & Gamble has done it, and it's even kosher! Attention lactose intolerant...

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Easy EZ Scam. Driver alert.

DRIVERS BEWARE!  There is a scam going on along New Jersey highways that could cost you in big fines. Unauthorized vendors are selling 'easy' buttons to unsuspecting motorists at $40 promising flat rate for all future tolls.  We want to get the word out, this is not true and will cost you  in heavy fines for skipping tolls.  The fakes are round, red...

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