Mrs Claus caught kissing Tiger Woods in Central Florida Home

According to Orange County, Florida fire officials an unidentified middle aged woman with grey hair left Tiger Woods home via ambulance about about 2:35 a.m. today. An unidentified source identifies this woman as Mrs. Claus, wife of Santa Claus. A bit of background on Claus, according to the Christmas special "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town," her name is Jessica, and...

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Adventures of a colonoscopy (funny)

If you've gone through the preparations for a colonscopy, you'll appreciate this video. I have to agree when everyone says the prep is worse than the procedure. A bit of background... First you take a few pills to loosen up the foundation a bit. After a few hours you become aquainted with a 50 gallon drum of prep fluid, which seems innocent enough but gulping it down is no easy task. The prep kit I was given had flavor packets, I used the orange...

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Six Flags – Over Earth announced. New NASA theme park on the moon

Following Friday morning’s successful crash of a LCROSS satellite and its booster rocket into a crater near the south pole of the moon, a surprise joint venture announcement was made between Six Flags and NASA, “Six Flags – Over Earth” a zero gravity water theme park is scheduled to break ground in Spring 2011 and be completed by 2020.A satellite and booster rocket, shot at the moon as a test for potable water and parking, proved to be a positive...

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New York Times Wins Five Pulitzer Prizes

NEW YORK — The New York Times won five Pulitzer Prizes in journalism on Monday, the second-most in its history. It was a bittersweet victory for The Times as all five writers had been laid off their awards are being added to 101 other Pulitzers that were won over the years, the first awarded in 1917 and being sold on eBay to pay late utility bills. Other icons of industry in New York are fighting the economy too, The Empire State Building has assessed...

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Obama Steaks - White House sets up a steak website

With the strike of a pen, the Obama administration announces the federal government is lending $26 billion to the cattle business for operating and marketing efforts. Effective immediately, you can log onto obamasteaks.gov and order your favorite meat products. The White House is taking a step away from Government Cheese and saying to America, "Let'em Eat Steak" in these...

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Canadians suspected in US Airways 1549 crash

As salvage efforts to lift the US Airways jumbo jet out of the icy Hudson River continued yesterday, Vice President Dick Cheney was briefing President Bush about Canada's act of aggression. An undisclosed source tells Renegade News that Cheney insists that when the Airbus A320 was intercepted by Canada Geese three days ago, it was no accident. The flight destined for Charlotte,...

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