Budget minded Eastern Airlines began a new service which should reduce costs by as much as $56 million a month. Eastern is immediately replacing their fleet of DC-9 planes with the more efficient Snap, crackle, Pop (or SCP) planes. On command these planes, like the name implies will do the following:
Snap into to separate pieces, allowing passengers to exit in a efficient and orderly manner
Have break-way engine mounts, which Crackle, thus allowing...
Tuesday, December 29, 1987
Tuesday, December 22, 1987
Don't Carry Mamma On The Plane / Vanity Signs Sweep Across Florida
According to reports from most major airlines, December 31st will be the last day you'll be able to bring your mother-in-law aboard a domestic airline as carry-on baggage...
Florida state law has a provision for stupid people causing accidents which allow roads to be named in their hono...
Wednesday, December 16, 1987
Coca Cola tries New Lure / Hart in the Running Again
The Makers of "new" Coke are trying to lure more Americans to drink the new forumla...
By now th enews is out, Gary Hart (D-Colorado) has resumed his presidental campaign. In a telephone interview....
Monday, December 14, 1987
Blue Eyes brings Xmas to struggling family
Old Blue Eyes, Frank Sinatra, while reading a Washington newspaper ran across a story that touched his heart. Someone stole Christmas from a struggling single mother of four children. And Frankie's emotions sprang into action. The plan, according to Sinatra's publicity agent, is to have three elves arrive in Miami on Christmas Eve, dressed in the traditional Sinatra elf wardrobe consisting of black suit, white tie and matching shoes. The elves Guido,...
Reagan pulls prank on Gorbachev
Continuing with his tasteless jokes and poor timing, Ronald Reagan tried once again to entertain the country with his brand of humor. Early last week during the Summit meetings, Reagan had all his blood replaced with Folgers Decaffeinated Coffee. Was Reagan rich enough to fool even head of state Mikhail Gorbachev?RENGADE NEWS -- The News We Twist To Fit (...
Wednesday, December 9, 1987
Gorbachev meets with Reagan
Renegade News Washington correspondent told us earlier this week that day one of the summit meeting between Mikhail Gorbachev and President Ronald Reagan went off with only minor problems...
