Johnson & Johnson is rinsing off their old "No more tears" campaign to remix as the No More Fears, Coronavirus vaccine.
The vaccine is the third to be authorized for use in the United States. Unlike its predecessors -- from Pfizer/BioNTech and Moderna -- the Johnson & Johnson vaccine requires only one shot and can be kept at normal refrigerator temperatures, making it easy to transport.
J&J launched No More Fears public awareness campaign today to promote acceptance of the vaccine.
J&J is distributing the vaccine to mega sites across America. Some are concerned it is being shipped in shampoo bottles and J&J released a statement to Renegade News that states, "using vaccines as shampoo is not a recommended usage is not being presented to the FDA for consideration. "
At this time, data are not available to determine how long the shampoo vaccine will provide protection, nor is there evidence that the vaccine prevents transmission of SARS-CoV-2, lice or Tinea Capitis from person to person.
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