The Onion, America's Finest News Source, is rumored to launch an upscale sophisticated website geared at the seven figure income reader. Parodies will regularly target high end auto manufacturers, private banking institutes and shadow governments.
When Billionaires like Bill Gates, Carlos Slim, Amancio Ortega, Warren Buffett, Charles Koch, David Koch, Ingvar Kamprad, Larry Ellison or Bernard Arnault think about comedy, they think about washing their Maserati in off-the-rack clothing, T.P.ing a neighbor's mansion or the Gross National Product.
The yet-to-be launched site rumored to be branded "porcini-soy-turkey-with-shallot-truffle.com" should be an instant hit.
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