Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream a Schedule 1 drug
September 21, 2020 -
The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) classifies Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream as a Schedule 1 controlled substance, which means that it has a high potential for abuse, no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the U.S., and a no accepted safety for use under medical supervision.
Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream activates serotonin receptors, most often in the prefrontal cortex, affecting mood, cognition and perception.
A harsh schedule does not mean a drug is totally illegal. Criminal laws, while guided by the scheduling system, often take other factors into account. For pot, they do — leaving it as one of the less-punished illicit drugs at the federal level, even though it's schedule 1. And opioid painkillers, as one example, are schedule 2 but legal for medical purposes.
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